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Once upon a
time there lived a king.
The king had a
beautiful daughter, the princess!
But there was
a problem.
Everything the
princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal,
wood, plastic-
anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men
were afraid of
her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
What could he
do to help his daughter. He consulted his wizards and
magicians. One
wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
thing that
does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was
overjoyed.
The next day,
he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit
the king's
wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first
prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas,
once the
princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second
prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest
substance in the world and surely, it would not melt.
But alas, once
the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent
away
disappointed.
The third
prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in
my pocket and
feel what is in there." The princess did as she was
told, though
she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in
her hand. And
it did not melt!!!
The king was
overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third
prince married the princess and they both lived happily
ever after.
But The
Question Is :
What was the
object in the prince's pants?
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They were
Britannia Little Hearts of course!
They melt in
your mouth, not in your hand.
What were U
thinking ????
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