A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked
why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

 

TELEGRAM #1: A daughter sends a telegram to her

father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father

receives as : "Father, your daughter has been

successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2: A husband, while he is on a business

trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife:

"I wish you

were here." The truncated message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3: A wife with near maturing pregnancy

goes to railway station to return to her husband.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it

was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady

next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to

the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband

which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy

rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

MESSAGE#4: A man wants to celebrate his wife's

Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a

birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message

he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a

while and says: let's put, "you are not getting

older you are getting better". The salesman asks

"how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well

put "You are not getting older", at the top and

"You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened

the entire party watched the message decorated on the

cake:

"You are not getting older at the top,You are getting

better at the bottom"