Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going

	    to loose, if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will 

	   definitely thank me and May be tomorrow

	   again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will 

	  ask my name And address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were 

	  just passing By and came into wish me. Then as a 

	  courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

	 After my courteous approach you will try to come again.

	 This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made

	 it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made it. Then I will tell you that my daughter has 

	 and I will Then have to introduce my young and pretty 

	 daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and 

	  again.You will offer her to go out for a movie together

	 and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for

              you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with

	 her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about 

	  your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter	

   	  to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

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