One fine day a Girl proposed to a Sardar and Sardar 

denied simply, saying that in our Family we marry only

our relatives : my MoM married my Dad, my Brother 

married my Bhabhi, my Uncle married my Aunt and so on. 
Hence, please excuse me. 

	

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." 
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or 

praying to God... 
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. 
Italian : How far is land, from here ? 
Sardarji : Two miles . 
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools 

making noise. I have got the experience of swimming

 even more. 

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes

 up to the layer to ask something again. 
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles

 from here ? 
Sardarji : Downwards .... 

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" . 
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you." 
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." 

Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his 

cap in the back direction. This event really harrased

the social  nature of sardarji and then he also decided

 to wear his pagari in the backward direction . 
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar

 saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho ".