| POEM #1 Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between |
| POEM #2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And i'll fuck you clean |
| >POEM #3 I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass |
| POEM #4 I'm a cool girl In a cool town It takes a real mother fucker to put me down |
POEM #5 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell He says 'the hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn |
| POEM #6 Guys are like roses Watch out for the pricks |
POEM #7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut |
POEM #8 Sex is evil Evil is sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in |
| POEM #9 Holy mother,full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick,the one i sucked Bless the bed,in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit i'd be in |
| POEM #10 Sex is when a guy's communication Enters a girl's destination To increase the population For a younger generation Do you get the information Or do you need a demostration |
| POEM #11 Men are like public toilets They are either engaged or full of shit |
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