kaddi kaddi sharaft da lokin ehna faidda chuk lenddey ne ke buss
puccho na yaro. ek baar mere naal vaadi hi ticher ho gayee........gal eddan
haan ek ek baari mein bus addey te khadda sigga taan ek driver bus back karan
reha si ...mein socheya chalo eddi help kara denney haan ....appana ki
jandda......so mein ohnu isharey naal .....kehan lag peya ....aaja
....aaja.....hor aaja ...thoada jeha aoun de hor.....shabash
.......ehne che ki vekhaan ki bus de peecchey ek bibi surkhiyaan bullan nu la ke
changgey bhalley leehddey payee khadi siggi.....mein socheya kittey
bus wala bibi ni na chep dawey mein jor di citti maar ditti ....... mera
citti maran sigga ki bibi ne vatt ke mere chapaird maar ditti ....mein
hakabaka reh geya enjz laggey jiwein Air India di flight delhi airport te land
karan laggi howey taan peecchla pahiyaa nikal ke .....ludhiahaney wal
toor peya howey ....... mein muh bingga jeya bana ke akhheya..."" ki gal
bibi tain menu chapaird kattey thok ditti ......""
oh kehndi "" veh ruhard janeyaan..........jaddon mein ishareyaan naal
hi tere val turri aoundi si taan citti maran di ki lord payee si "" ?
meri gal sun ke dost mera hasseya taan kehnda yaar tu ek kam
kar.....aaj to apne to chhoti na taan apni samajhi.....apne haan di nu apni behan
....te apne to vaddi nu apni maa eddey naal tera character vee thik
ho jaou . mein keha ...Oye bhootani deyaa........aap pehliaan do gallan taan
thik haa ki apne to chhoti nu dhee kah daoun chal koyee nahi ....apne haan
di behan vi keh dayoun.....per apne to vaddi nu apni maa nahi
kahunga...... oh pucchda kyoun ""
mein keha oye khotti deya je mein apne to vaddi nu apni maa kahanga
taan mera taan character thik ho jaou ....per mere buddey da character
kharab ho jaouga
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kaddi kaddi insaan di zindgi vich eddan diyaan teecheraan ho
jandiyaan ne ki bandda vekhdda hi reh jandda haa.
ek baari saddey pind vich Olympics di tayaari karon lag paye. Saddey
pind de Sirpanch ne keha ki appan aitakki ek nawa toornament rakhne
haan........Mazzan chon da . Jedda banda sub to pehllan Mazz nu cho
laouga ....ohnu Sirpanch ji Rs.5000/ da inaam taan naal ohi mazz inaam vich
dengey.
Hun appan taan pind vich kam hi ehi kardey siggey ....so appan fat
deni toornament vich
hissa le leya............ waqt di maar ki pind di batti chali
gayee......Sirpanch ji ne 5 kamreyaan (rooms) vich 5 mazzahan ban dittiyaan .
aur 5 bandeyaan nu keha jaou aur thoadda time shuru hunda hai hoon .....jedda banda sub to pehllaan mazz cho ke le aya ...ohnu mein apne hathan naal inaam daounga. citti di
awaaz sundeyaan hi sare apne apne kamrey vich ja vaddey....enjz jiwein
.....Shatabadi express ....plateform to chhutdi aa.......
Mera dost boleya "" Yaar pher taan tun pehle number te aa geya
honna.....tu taan expert hi badda haan""
mein dhilla jeya muh bana ke keha .....kithhey yaar......sawah first
aounna si"" dost ne pucchhey kyoun yaar ki ho geya ?
mein keha "" oye honna ki si ....mein taan saari raat kamrey vich joot
pataang hundda reha ....sorri da mere kamrey vich mazz di bajaye
koyee sala jhotta hi ban geya""
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh