Ek baar ek Shiv ji ka bahut badda bhagat unki bhagtti mein itna leen ho geya ke Shiv ji ko pragat honna hi padda Shiv ji boley " bol bhagat tujhey keya chahiye tunney hummey akaash se bethey bethey hilla diya hum khush huye teri tapaseya se". Bhagat: maharaaj mujhey aap siraf ek guitar de do bus. Shiv ji boley " oye gadhey mein itni door se tujhey kucch dene aya hoon aur tu siraf guitar hi maang raha hai kucch aur maang bacha aaj hum arasan hai Bhagat bola nahi ji mujhey to aap guitaar hi de do bus. Shiv ji ne phir samjhaya tujhey jeevan ki jo cheez/khushiyaan chahiye vo maang. Bhagat phir bola nahi jee mujhey to guitar hi de do bus. Shiv ji ko gussa aa geya vo boley " abe ullu ke pathey koyee dhan maang koyee ghar maang koyee car maang koyee motorcycle maang koyee scooter maang yeh keya guitar guitar karey ja raha hai. Bhagat to tuss se muss nahi hua aur bola mujhey to guitar hi chahiye sir ji. ab Shiv ji ka para 7th asmaan per chard geya aur chilla ke bolley "" abey oh ullu ki doom agar mere paas guitar hota to salley mein yeh Damroo kyoun bazatta firtta "
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................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh