Bantta singh apna hath vakhon ek pandit kol jandda hegga te ohnu ja
ke kehndda ""Pandit ji aah mera hath jara changee tarah vekho mein aaj
detol sabun naal dho ke aya haan.Pandit ne apna micro glass kadeyaa te
baddey dhyaan naal hath vekheya. Pandit boleya "" Zazmaan tere ghreh vich
taan shanicher betha hoya hegga" Banta kehnda "" maharaaj fer ehnu kaho ke khadda ho jawey"". Pandit
boleya"" oye yeh baat nahi zazmaan iska to upaaye karna hoga" Banta " oye taan fer pandttaa der kaddi kardda jaldi deni kar yaar". pandit ne ek badda hi costly upaye duss ditta jiddey vich kayee
hazaar rupaye da kharcha sigga. Banta ne socheya lagdda pandit menu fuddu bana reha . Odey deemaag
vich idea aya ke naal de pind ek ""Moulvi" hegga oddey kol chaldda haa.
ooh moulvi kol geya te ja ke kehndda Maoulvi jee mera jara hath vekho aaj
kal mein badda tangg hegga. Maoulvi ne apna chachma kadeya te bantey da
hath vekhan laggan te boleya "" amma miyaa yeh to bahut hi garbard hai
tumharey ehaaan to yeh naamkool
Shanidev" betha hua hai issi liye tumharey sarey kaam kaaz mein
rukawat aa rahi hai"" Banta boleya "" ooh taan fer door karro na edda koyee uppaaye karro
"" Moulvi ne bada socha aur thoadi der tak apni daarddi mein haath feraney ke
baat bola "" miyaan aap ek kaam karo agley shanivaar ko ek kaali bhens
daan kar do apney haathon se." banta kehdna ""oye bhens eh taan mein afford nahi kar sakdda yaar
koyee halka fulka jeya kam duss" Moulvi bola thik hai to phir ek Bakri daan kar dena. Banta fer boleya
"" maoulvi jee mein ehvi nahi afford kar sakdda mere kol ehney pehey
nahi heggey". Moulvi ne socheya te boleya accha essa karo tum ek kaala
Kukard daan kar do" Banta ne hisaab lagaya ke 50-60 to ghat kukard vee nahi
aounaa te ooh kehnda per mere kol ehney isey nahi heggey. Maoulvi bada pareshaan hoya te dil vich socheya te ethey ki ammbb lein aya fer. kher ohney keya thik hai to ek kaam karo vo jo Kaali waali daal hotti hai na vohi 1
kilo daan kar do. Bantey ne fatt deni keha "maoulvi jee mein vee afford nahi kar sakdda
" Hoon moulvi nu taaa aa geya te ohney keha "" khoti deya fer eddan kar
Shani nu jithey betha betha rehan de estton jayada hor teri ki haalat
kharaab karooga.?
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Inderjit
Singh
& Suresh
Kumar