Reputted Schooll
pind vich ek school da reputation edda kharaab sigga ke ...othey de bachey
taan door di master vee gallaan kaddey bagair gal nahi karddey siggey. ek
baar utton ministery wallon jaddhon ek inspector checking te aa geya taan
ki hundda haa edda ek thaounu namuna vakhonney haa.
ek baar inspector achanak hi ess school vich raid mardda hain te
seedha
8veen class che chala jandda haa.te bachey sarey khaddey ho ke namastey kardey ne.
Inspector: thik haa bacho .....mein aaj thaounu ek sawaal pucchdda
haan..........odda menu soch ke jawaab daiyou.
...haan...........oye .....tu duss nilli nikker walaya...... "" SEETA
SAYWAMBER VICH RAKHEYA HOYA JANAK DA DHUNUSH KINNEY TORREYA SIGGA' ?
Munda: Jee ....mein taan machis di dilli tak nahi torrd sakdda
......taan ooh taan door di gal haa ji
Class teacher: oye khoti deyaa.....koyoin meri izzat di hazamat karan
reha hain......nahi patta taan chup kar ke beh ja.....evin kuttey waang
bhonki jana .
Inspector: ...oye kaka.......tu khadda ho ......tu duss......taan
edda ki jawaab haa?
Kaka: ..... Oh sahib ji ....appan taan kal chhuti te siggey .....mere
magro kinney sita daa program banaya menu kiddan patta...... master ji nu
puccho.
Master bechara mooh wal vekhdda hi reh geya.
Inspector: Master ji tussi apne bacheyaan nu ehi taleem dene hon ki ....?
Master: .......oye inspector sahib ....ehe khota jhoot boldda haa......ehi sara din class vich toot bhajh karda rehndda haa..........ehney hi dhunush di aisi taisi feri honni haa......
Inspector nu badi khundak aounddi haa aur oh seetha Vice principal kol chala jandda haa..
te pucchhda haa " na thaoddey school di padayee taan bilkul hi nakammi
haa.....bacheyaan nu kucch vee nahi sikhandey ...siwaye gallaan kaddan de.
Mein bacheyaan nu pucchey ke dasso SEETA SAYWAMBER VICH RAKHEYA HOYA JANAK Da DHUNUSH KINNEY TORREYA SIGGA' ?
ek kehndda patta nahi te utton master kehndda ehne hi toredya honna
...... tussi dasson taan ....kinney toredeya ?
Vice Principal" .....ooji inspector sahib .....tussi kattey panngga lene
hon .....chhado parre jinney ve toredeya howey......je bahuti hi
lord
hai taan appan bazaron le ke hor de dene haan eh sunddeyaan hi Inspector da moohd bander waang laal ho gayee...taan oh seedha Principal de kamrey vich ja vadeya. "" Principal sahib ....eh
thaodda school hegga yaa ki haa" ?
Principal: kyoun .....kinney teri poonch khich ditti hoon
........yaar ehna muindeyaan nu mein samjha samjha ke thak geya ....eh
pher kissei na kisse di poonch khich denddey ne.
Hun ki hoya Inspector sahib......?
Inspector: ......Eh taan pura system hi bigaddeya lagdda haa
thoaddey ethey kisse nu vee mere sawaal da jawab nahi aya?
Principal: oye tussi eho jeya kedda sawal pucch leya .....jedda sub
di maa marr gayee..?
Inspector: changa tussi dasso jara SEETA SAYWAMBER VICH RAKHEYA HOYA JANAK
DE DHUNUSH KINNEY TORREYA SIGGA' ?
Principal: lei eddi jayee gal peechey .....muh jeya latkayee firdey hon
... marr geya dhunush ........te udd geya torran wala.........
tussi evin kattey ulluaan waang ghummi jaan rahein ho ........je bahutta hi hegga taan
......koyee nahi ....sarkaari khazaney vichon pehe kat leiyou.....