ek baar pakistan mein 4 admiyoun ko maut ki sazza suniayee gayee. yeh
char admi they 1) american 2) afghanistani 3) pakistani 4) Indian . Subse
pehle American ka number aya aur usse bulaya geya.Officer se puccha hey
gentleman... what is your last wish tell us we will fillful..come on
tell us American said "" i wish to be in usa which is not possible so pls
ask my family to execuse me i will see them in heaven.""
officer bola thik hai ab apne ishwar ko yaad karo aur .....is
machine per apni gardan rakh do. American agge barda aur apne god ko yaad kar ke
apna sir machine per rakh diya.
machine chalane wale ne handle chalaya per vo chala hi nahi .American
bach geya.
Officer bola "" oh..you... you are very lucky now you can go back to
your country""
american ne aav dekha na taav aur essa bhaga ki peechey murd kar hi
nahi dekha.
ab baari ayee afganishtani ki to usse bhi puccha geya "" oye
gochey.... tumhara akhiri khawaish bolo..... hum puri karega ......""
afganish bola ""alla kasam.... hum kucch nahi maangtti .... mere
marne ke baad mera bacha log ko 5 lakh rupeya dengi tum ....... tum ko hamara
alla ki kasam ""
officer ne kaha thik hai de denge aur us afghani ko machine ke paas
lejaya geya aur uska sir bhi machine ke neechey rakha geya aur bola apna
alla ko yaad kar le. vo afghani bola
""yaa khuda ..mujhe zannat naseeb de . ab jesse hi handle phir
chalaya geya to vo nahi chala aur afgani bach geya. usse bhi zindgi mil
gayee aur vo apne vatan vapis chala geya
ab baari thi pakistani ki. usse bhi puccha geya to vo bola "" meri
begam ko ek sunder se ghar ki tamnna thi.... so usse Laloo khet mein ek 100
guzz ka plot de diya jaye.
baat maan li gayee aur use bhi machine per laya geya air kaha alla ko
yaad kar lo vo bolla ""yaa alla mujhe maaf kar ....... mere gunaah baksh dena ""
jese hi machine chalayee gayee vo phir nahi chali aur vo bhi bach
geya. vo bada khuus hua aur ghar bhaag geya.
ab bari thi Indian ki aur yeh they ""banta singh"". officer se ne
puccha "" aap ki koyee icchha ho to bataou....""
Banta singh boleya oye . kanjar de puttero ..icchha nu maro goli
..... pehlaan ja ke apna eh tokka thik karwa ke leyaou jedda saleyaou
chalda hi nahi peya .. .......
(to hell with ur wish..first .go and get repair your this bloddy machine )
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh