Ek baar Santa Singh aur Banta Singh bethey apne apne sasuraal ki
betein kar rahey they ki vo log unke jaane per kitni khatidaari kartein hai.
Santa bola.....oye yaar banta.....mein jub apne sasuraal jatta hoon .....to meri saliyaan mujhe essey ghair (surroundg)
letti hai ......mein apne aap ko esse mehsoos karta hoon....jesse mein koyee fanney khan qaidi hoon aur chhoti motti jail se nikal kar Tihar jail mein laya gaya hoon. yaar pucch mat......jyoun vo khilana pilana shuru kartey hai shaam
tak mujhe doctor ke pass jane ki jaroorat pard jatti hai ........... Es per Banta bola oye tu to phir bhi thik hai .....kum se kum
saliyaan sewa to karti hai ......mein jub apne sasuraal jata hoon to dekhtey hi
meri saliyaan pehle sharbat latti hai ......phir sala mera beer ki
bottle khol letta hai.......aur meri sass pucch hi mat......aur is baar to
jo meri khati huyee.......pucch hi mat......mein vahan se essa bhaga
jesse......kisi qatil ke peechhey police laggi huyee ho ...........pucch mat yaar bada bad experience hua es baar mere saath.
Santa bola....oye ki hoya.....duss to .....yaar.... Banta bola.....yaar jub mein es baar geya to pehle din hi meri saas
ki murgi mar gayee...... to meri saas boli......oye koyee gal nahi ji dhar lo
isko aaj dinner mein........ aur piyare raath murgi bani...........agle din meri saas ka sooar
(pig) mar geya.......meri saas boli.....koyee gal nahi ji dhar lo isko bhi
......aaj dinner ke liye............to piyare doosrey din mujhe pig khana padda.........teesarey din yaar unka bakra mar.........meri sass ne kahan dhar lo isko ji .....aaj dinner ke liye........ to piyare raath bakra
khaya..........yaar mujhe badi ghabrahat honney laggi......yeh pyaar
mohabat dekh kar.......piyare 4th day.....keya bataoun ..........meri sass
ki maa mar gayee........mein to suntey hi pagalon ki tareh vapis
bhaaga .......... Santa bola ...kyoun yaar tu bhaaga kyoun .......yeh to baddi dukh ki
baat thi na....... Banta bola...oye khoteya.......... je mein ruk jatta to raat dinner
mein meri sass ne us budiya ko dhar lena tha .....aur mein buddhi kiwein
khandda yaar.............
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh