PUNJABI DIYAAN GALLAN .....TE MAA DIYAAN LAARAAN.......EH DONO
JAROORI NE
JE PUNJABI HOKEY TUSSI KISSE NU GAAL NA KADDI TAAN THAODDEY PUNJABI
HON VICH SHAQ KITTA JA SAKDDA. SADDIYAAN GAALLAN SAADDA MAAN
.........PUNJABI BOLI
APNA MAAN. PUNJABI GALLAN ....EDDIYAAN MASHOOR NE KE DUNIYA DE KONNEY KONNEY
VICH EHNAAH DA PARIYOG KITTA JANDDA HAI. KYOUN KI PUNAJABIYAAN DI TAAN
GALL HI VAKHRI HUNDI HAI.EH JITHEY VEE KHADD JAAN ......JIDDEY NAAL VEE GAL
KARDDEY HON .....JADD TAK 10-15 GALLAN NA KADD LEIN GAL KARDEY KARDEY
......EHNAAH NU ROTI HAZAM NAHI HUNDI. HAAZMEY LAYEE ...GAAL KADNNI BAHUT JAROORI
HAI.
JE TUSSI AAJ TAK KISSEY NU GAAL NAHI KADDI TAAN KADD KE ANAND LAWO
EDDEY TE AMMAL KARO. APNE PUNJABI HON DA MAAN VADHAOU.......
GAALAAN VESSE TAAN KAYEE KISAM DIYAAN HUNDIYAAN NE ....PER ASSI
THAOUNU WORLD FAMOUS GALAAN BARREY HI DASSANGE JINHA DEE VARTO ASSI AAM
KARDDEY HAAN
PEHLI SHARENI VICH : MAA DI GAAL
DUJI SHARENI VICH BEHAN DI GAAL
TEEJI SHARENI VICH DHI DI GAAL
CHOUTHI SHARENI VICH DOMESTIC GAALAAN
1) MAA DI GAAL
MAA DE JANNEY TAAN ASSI SAREY HI HAAN . JE KAR EH GAAL NA
KADIYE TAAN MAA DA NA DUNIYA VICH KAOUN LAOUGA .EH GAAL PADDEY LIKHEY
NAOUJAWAN ,TE ANPARD BUDDHEY JAYADA KADD DEY NE. VESSE EDDA JAYADA
UPYOG.... TAXI DRIVER TRUCK DRIVER, RIKSHWA DRIVER TE BUS DRIVER JAYADA KADD
DEY NE. JIWEIN BUS DE MORREY KOYEE SCOOTER WALA AA GEYA TAAN DRIVER NE
CHHUTTADEYAAN HI KEHANA "" OYE....TERI MAA NU""""""""""""""""""''.
TRUCK DRIVER NE HIGH WAY TE JADDON OVERTAKE KARNA HUNDDA TAAN
HORN BAJAYEE JAOUGA....PER AGALEY WALA RAH NAHI DAOUGA TAAN DRIVER
NE GAAL KADDNI "" OYE MAA DE KHASMA......KATTEY APNI MAA NU VICHEY
FASAYEE FIRDDA HAA. HUN MUNDEY NU LAOU ......CHIDDI CHHIKKA KHELAN RAHEY HAA....DO
JANNEY CHANGGA BHALLEY KHELDE PAYE HAA EK HAAR JANDDA HAA TE KI KEHNDA
"OYE YARA.....AAH TAAN MERE CHHIKKEY NE MAA ................LAYEE.....NAHI TAAN
MEIN JEET JANA SIGGA. DO BUDDHEY BETHEY TAASH KHELAN RAHEY HAA......
KAAFI DER TO DUJYE BUDHEY NE KAMM DA PATTA DABBA KE RAKHEYA HOYA HAA
JADDO BAAZI PURI LAST PATTEY NAAL KITTI TAAN SAMNEY WALA BUDHA KEHNDA
"" AAHI PATTA TAAN MEIN VEKHAN REHA SIGGA .....MAYEEYAVEY NE
......MAA DI ...... CHE CHHUPA KE RAKHEYA HOYA SIGGA. EH GALLAN INTERNATIONAL LEVEL TE KADDIYAAN JANDIYAAN NE JINNU KI PURREY JAHAN VICH MANAYTTA PRAPATT HEGGI.
2) BEHAN DI GAAL
EH GAAL PEHLI WALI GAAL NU VAJAN VICH HALKI HAI. EHNU BACHEYAAN
TO LE KE VADDEY TAK KADD SAKDDEY NE PER MAZZA TAAN JE SAMNEY WALEY DI
BEHAN HOWEY .ES GAAL DA PARIYOG.....AAAM HUNDA HAA....JIDDI NAHI VEE
BEHAN HEGI OHNU VEE KADD SAKDDEY HAA...JAYADATAR EH GAALAAN CHOORREY
CHAMAAR COOLIE.......TE AAJKAL BHIKHARI VEE KARDDEY NE. COLLEGE STUDENTS
EDDA SADU-UPYOG KUCCH JAYADA KARDDEY NE. KYOUN KI MUH TE CHHETTI AA
JANDI HAI.JIWEIN ....HUN ....APAS VICH MUNDEY GALLAN KARAN RAHEY NE .".OYE
OOH VEKH BEHAN........DI ........KIDDI SOHNI LAGAN RAHI HAA""
JE TUSSI AAJKAL KISSE BHIKHARI NU 50 PEHE DE DAWON TAAN OH
THAOUNU KI KAHU
" OYE BAOU......TERI TAAN BEHAN >>>>>NU." EDDEY VICH TAAN CHA DA
CUP VEE NAHI
AOUNAA....... JE KITTEY COOLIE KOLON JAYADA SAMAAN CHUKWA LEYA
TE HATH VICH ODDEY RUPAYEE DO RAKHEY TAAN OH VEE EHI KAHU "" BEHAN
CHO>>>>>>>>>>.
NE SAMAAN CHUKWA CHUKWA KE MERI KAMAR BINGEE KAR DITTI TAAN
FADAYA KI BEHAN DE...........AAH DO RUPAYE.
EH GAAL EDDI COMMON HO GAYEE HAA...KE AAJKAL KUDIYAAN NE VEE
SHURU KAR
DITIYAAN NE......AKHIR KYOUN NA KARAN ....PUNJABI HON DA HAQQ
TAAN OHNNA NU VEE HAI.
3) DHI DI GAAL
EH GAAL DA SCOPE JARA GHATT HUNDA HAA NALLEY AAM NAHI KADDI
JAANDI. AUR NA HI AAM ADMI EH GAAL KADD SAKDDA HAA KYOUN KI PEHLLAN MUH DA
JAYAKA CHANGE KARNA PENDDA HAA. EH GAAL BAHUT JAYADA GUSSEY VICH BUDDHEY HI
KADD DEY NE....KYOUN KI EHNU KADAN LAYEE 50 SAAL TO UPPER DI UMMER HONA
JAROORI HAI. 50 SAAL DE UMMER TAPPAN TO BAAD HI EHNU TUSSI PARYOG KAR SAKDDEY
HON 15 SALL TO 50 SAAL DE UMMER TAK NE NAOUJWAAN NASAL LAYEE EH GAAL
HAANI KARAK HAI. JE OH EH GAAL KADDANGE TAAN EVEIN LAGGO JIWEIN
AID HO GAYEE HOWEY.
LAMBARDAAR DI DHI GHARO NASS GAYEE......SURPUNCH KOL LOKKI RON
RAHEY NE
TAAN SURPUNCH KEHNDDA "" JADDON OODI KUDDI NAIN MATTAKA KARAN
RAHI SIGGI
TAAN OH DHI CHO>>>>>>>>>>>> SUTTA PEYA SIGGA.
4) DOMESTIC GAALAAN
EDDAN ANUWAAD APPAN "SADHARAN GAALAAN" KEH KE VEE KAR SAKDDEY
HAA EH BADDIYAAN HI COMMON GALAAN NE....EHNU KADDAN LAYEE KOYEE AGE
BAR NAH I DO SAAL TO LE KE TE 100 DE UPPER WALLEY VEE EDDA DUBB KA
ISTEMAAL KARDEY NE.....KEDDA KOYEE MULL LAGNA KADAN NU.......JE DOCTAARAN
DA BUS CHALLEY TAAN BACHEY NU JAMAN TO PEHLLAN HI KANN VICH KADD KE
SUNNA DEN TE JIWEIN BACHA PAIDDA HOWEY ...SEEDHA NURSE DI GOD VICH
AOUNDDEYA HI KAUHGA...." OYE TERI TAAN >>>>>KALLO.........""
EH GALAAN SUB TARAKKI AFDDA MULKKAN VICH KADDIYAAN JANDIYAAN
NE. SARAKAARI DAFTAAN VICH , AIRPORT, BUS ADDEY, RAILWAYSTATION, TE
TANGGA STAND, TEMPO STAND.......EDDI VARTTO......EDDI VADD GAYEE
HAA....KE EDDEY BINA GAL KARAN DA VEE SAWAAD NAHI AOUNDDA.
TUSSI KISSE NU KUCCH PUCCHNA "" BHAI SAHIB GAL SUNO ....AAH ADD
MEIN BEHAN DI>>>>>>>>>> KIDDI DER DA LABHAN REHA KITHEY HAA" DASSAN
WALA VEE ODDAN HI JAWAB DENDDA HAA "" OOH SAMNEY JEDDI CHIMNI NAZAR
AOUNDDI HAA NA ......EH CHUTIYE BEHAN>>>>>DA GHAR OTHEY HI HAI."
LADIES GALAAN;
JEDDIYAAN BIBBIYAAN HAZZE JAYADA ADVANCE NAHI HOIYAAN OOH EHNA GALAAN
DA PARIYOG KARDIYAA NE JIWEIN ... TURRI JANDI NU CYCLE WALEY NE VICH LE
KE CYCLE MARRI TE KEHAN GEEIYAAN " VE MAR JANEYA ANKHAAN FOOTIYAAN
HOYIAAN NE"
GHAR WALA DAROO PEE KE AA GEYA TAAN " VE NAMANEYA ....JA PARA KHASMAA
KHAA" HAR VELLEY GHORREY CHADEYA REHNDDA DOOB JANA
ASHIQ NE JE KITTEY GOLGAPPEY NA KHILAYE TAAN KEHENGIYAA "" VE
CHANDREYA JEB VICH BATUA TAAN RAKH LEYA KAR"
EH GALAAN EDDIYAAN EFFECTIVE NAHI NE KYOUN KI EHNA DI HORSEPOWER
GHATT HUNDI HAA. POWERFUL CATEGORIES VICH TAAN UPPERLIYAAN CHAR KISSMA HI
AOUNDIYAANE JEE.
VAKH VAKH LOKKI ....VAKH VAKH KHYAAL.....THAODDA KI KHYAAL HAI
....SAHUNU LIKHNA JAROOR.....THAODDEY VICHARAAN DA SAHNU BESABRRI NAAL INTEZAAR
RAHUGA
THAODI SEWA VICH THOADDA APNA
( SURESH)
+JAI HIND+
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