Kissa Murgi Ka
Bantta singh ne jaddon da dinner kitta te ooh bechara badda hi 
takleef vich sigga te savere savere uth ke doctor de gharey jandda hegga. 
doctor vekh ke hairaan ke aaj savere savere kiddan. Banta kehnda doctor 
sahib jaldi deni vekho menu mere raat dee baddi takleef heggi mere dhidh 
vich peerd hon rahi heggi.
Doctor pucchdda hegga ki bantta ki gal raat dinner vich ki khaya 
sigga. Banta dasdda hegga ke raat menu Santa ne invite kitta sigga te assi 
Kakey De Hotel vich ja ke Murgi khayee siggi.
Murgi da naa lendeyaan hi doctor kehndda ke tu eddan kar soffey te 
lambba pe ja. Banta kehnda doctorra na murgi naal mere lambbey pein da ki
connection.doctor kehnda tupe taan sahi yaar te doctor ne tootiyaan 
laiye te kehndda ooh actually ooh murgi thik nahi siggi.
Banta boleya kyoun daactraa oddan ki characketer kharaab sigga. Dr. 
kehnda oye nahi oye ooh murgi thik nahi siggi taanhi tere dhidh vich peerd 
hundi payee haa
hoon mein samjh geya. Banta pucchdda dr. ki samajh geya menuvee duss 
yaar. Gal eddan haa bantta ke ooh murgi pregnent siggi.
Oye hoye eh gal haa per mere dhidh vich peerd kattey hon rahi haa
Dr. kehndda gal eddan ke hoon tu pregnent ho geya haan taan karkey dhidh
peerd shuru hoyee haa


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