Kissa Murgi Ka
Bantta singh ne jaddon da dinner kitta te ooh bechara badda hi
takleef vich sigga te savere savere uth ke doctor de gharey jandda hegga.
doctor vekh ke hairaan ke aaj savere savere kiddan. Banta kehnda doctor
sahib jaldi deni vekho menu mere raat dee baddi takleef heggi mere dhidh
vich peerd hon rahi heggi.
Doctor pucchdda hegga ki bantta ki gal raat dinner vich ki khaya
sigga. Banta dasdda hegga ke raat menu Santa ne invite kitta sigga te assi
Kakey De Hotel vich ja ke Murgi khayee siggi.
Murgi da naa lendeyaan hi doctor kehndda ke tu eddan kar soffey te
lambba pe ja. Banta kehnda doctorra na murgi naal mere lambbey pein da ki
connection.doctor kehnda tupe taan sahi yaar te doctor ne tootiyaan
laiye te kehndda ooh actually ooh murgi thik nahi siggi.
Banta boleya kyoun daactraa oddan ki characketer kharaab sigga. Dr.
kehnda oye nahi oye ooh murgi thik nahi siggi taanhi tere dhidh vich peerd
hundi payee haa
hoon mein samjh geya. Banta pucchdda dr. ki samajh geya menuvee duss
yaar. Gal eddan haa bantta ke ooh murgi pregnent siggi.
Oye hoye eh gal haa per mere dhidh vich peerd kattey hon rahi haa
Dr. kehndda gal eddan ke hoon tu pregnent ho geya haan taan karkey dhidh
peerd shuru hoyee haa
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Inderjit
Singh
& Suresh
Kumar