Sardaar Banta singh nu ek vaari emergency vich apni behan de ghar
jana penna geya......Mokka eddan daan si ke jaye binna kam nahi sir sakdda
si .......ho Banta singh di financial position jara tight si oohnah
dinna vich .....te eh soch ke pareshaan ke behan de ghar khali hath janda
vi changga nahi lagdda. Kher Banta singh bus stand te pahuncheya te ek
Kelley (banana) wali rehrddi de kol geya pucchhey ."" kyoun bhai kelley
kiddan dittey"". Oh boleya 20 rupaye dozen. Banta singh aggey vadh geya
doosri rehrddi wale ne keha 15 rupaye dozen. Banta bechara bahut pareshaan
........ehnney vich Banta singh di pind wali bus aa gayee......jiddan
hi oh chadan laggeya ek rehrddi wala haakkaan marrey
""kelley 5 rupaye dozen ......kelley 5 rupaye dozen ......"" Banta
singh ne aa vekheya na taa......fatt deni 2 dozen kelley pack karwa
laye.......aur keley wala liffafa le ke bus chard geya .....naal wali
seat khali si so usney oh kelley khali seat te rakh dittey ........ehne
vich ek tootti bhajhii budhi .....ankhaan te motta motta chashma
layee......naqli danddan da set khadkonddi.......thaarhad deni khali seat te rakhey
kelleyaan te beh gayee.......... Banta singh bechara vekhdda hi reh
geya.....kelley di taan frootti bana ditti buddhi ne.Kher Banta singh
vi ghat nahi sigga.....ohney vi kelleyaan wala lifafa chakeya taan behan
de ghar pahuncha. ja ke kelley behan nu fadda dittey. Behan hor vee
chaar ratiyaan upper......ohney ki kitta ...apne bacheyaan nu koli vich
kelley pa ke naal chamchey fardda dittey de bachey kelley chamechyaan naal
khan beh gaye. Ehney vich bantey da Jijja aa geya ...oh ne vekheya neyaane
kucch kha rahe ne te pucchhey "" oye bhagwaney ....aah neyaaney ki
khan rahe ne....""
janani boli "" eh ji kelley khaa rahey ne ........"" Jijja boleya
"" kelley .........per kolli vich ......eh ki ""
janani boli "" ooh gal eddan aaj veer ji Tarri wale kelley jo leyaye ne
""
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh