ek baar yaar mein peg sheg laa ke ......hero mejestic te taavaan taavan tureya aoun reha si .....te samne ek bandda baddi masti naal tureya jawey........mein ohnu horn bazaya per ohney sunneya nahi....mein emergency wastey ooh dhoodh wali cycle wala bhhoppoon vi laya hoya
sigga......mein ooh vi bazaya.....pher vee banda na hattey .....menu badda gussa aya ....mein dhaard deni ja ke saley di lattan vich scooterree maaree........vichey bazzdeyaan hi .....appan taan side de araam naal ja diggey.....ooh bandey di patloon te kurta paat geya..........mein mitti
jhaarri.....te khada ho geya .....aur ohnu ja ke keha...oye plantoora.............paattey leerddey ki vekhan rehan ghar ja ke prasaad vanddi ......aaj tera nawan janam hoya ....oh bechara khada hoya te boleya "" changa haan tu ......ek taan mere vich le aa ke aa fitfitty jayee maree
...mere leehreddey faard dittey ....te uttoun kehna ja ka parsaad banddi..........""
Mein keha "oye thik kehna tenu mein aaj tera nawa janam hoya.........oye aah scooterree jahi taan mein hunney chalondda aounna haa.....oh boleya" taan pehlon ki tuu jahaaz chalondda aounna si ......"" mein keha oye bhootani deya .....shukar kar ......scooteree taan mein peechhley mord to hi chakki haa....pehllan taan mein truck layee aoundda si ??"
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh