yarro ek baar Santa singh nu kuri wale vekhan aa gaye . Santa singh
vaddoo hi shoukeeniyaan kar powder laa apna buttha chamka leya . Kuri di maa
de piyoun nu Santa singh pasand aa geya taan
gal baat ban gayee per ek problm aa khaddi ho ho gayee.......jaddo
santa singh de piyou ne keha ki enjz karo ji tussi do cheezzan taan apni
kuri nu bijli naal chalan waliyaan de deyou....... Mein puccheya
yaani bappoo tera T.V te Fridge bhaal reha hai ki......
te dooji cheez eh ke ....do cheezzan ....petrol naal chalan waliyaan
de deyou.......(yaani car te scooter)
ehne che kurri da piyou boleya " lala ji .....baaki sub taan thik haa
aah do gallan hi nahi poogadiyaan sahnu ......;
Bappoo ne pucchhey ke keddiyaan do gallan thaounu nahi poogadiyaan
bhai ....."
kuri da piyou boleya "" ehi ki ek taan thaounu assi apni kuri dayiyee......dooja daaj ""
bappoo vi ghatt nahi si kisse kolon.......kehnda "" taan thaounu
kisse hakim ne keha ki do cheezaan deyou .........naale kuri nu assi chatna
.......tussi sahnu daaz hi de deyou .....kuri nu assi fahe
ponna.......
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yaaro sub kucch ban jana per kisse da ghar jawayee na bannana mere
waang........savere uthhdeyaan hi meri rail bana dinddi haan sass
meri. sub to pehlaan usnoo cha bana ke dawan ......pher nahaan wastey pani
garam karan .....nashta banawa.....pocchey mara ghar vich .......bacheyaan
nu school wastey tayaar karan. ek din meri sass kehndi ....."" oye .......dhee deya
khasmma.............nashta bana leya "" mein keha aho
bebbey.....kehndi mera paani garam ho geya .....mein keha aho bebbey....kehndi ....ooh
taan thik haa.....aah biji da bill peya den wala ...bazaron subzi leyoun
wali payee haa........ meri dawayee bhi leyoun wali payee haa..........ja
ja ke sare bahar de kam kar ke aa chhetti deni.
menu badda gussa chadeya mein socheya aaj budhi nu thikhane lagga hi
dawan .......
mein keha "" dekh oye bebbey mein tera Ghar jawayian haan........ghar
de sarey kam karunga......per bahar de kam mein nahi karney .....je
bahar de kam karwane haan taan ek Bahara de jawayee rakh la""
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mein oddan bada sharmilla haan yarro ......edda vi ek namuna pesh
kardda haan ...ek baar menu kuri wale vekhan aa gaye naal apni kuri wi le
aya...... Buddhey ehne chalaak ki sahun dowaan nu kalla chhad ke
bahar chaley gaye sare.....te kamrey vich mein taan kuri kalley reh gaye te
assi ek duje wal peethh kar ke bethey hoye si naa kuri boli .kucch taan na
hi mein kucch boleya sahunu 30 minute ho gaye chup chaap betheyaan nu
.....akhirkaar kuri ne himmat kitti te boli "" Veerji tussi behan
bharaa hon""
mein keha "" behney hazze tak taan do hi siggey hun tenu mila ke teen
ho jawangey""
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh