Gur Di Karamaat

Ek baar yarro shaam da vella, tez hawa chalan rahi siggi ....maousam badda vadiya suhana hoya sigga...mein ghar betha chaa pee reha sigga ki shrimatti ji ne keha ........har velley bethey chaa hi peene rehney hon jaou ....jara kheraati di hatti to .....2 rupayee da gur taan le aou ........ mein sochaya chal vadiya jara sair vee ho jaougi apni ....naalley yarran dostaan nu vee mil lawange.......mein gharo nikaley te mord te apna chacha amli betha hoya chilam laa ke....mein keha chacha ki gal baddiyaan fookkan maran reha hukkey nu ......oh boleya ....le kaka tu vee la ley .....mein agga vekheya na peeccha appan vee do ghoot khich laye......mein ghoot maar ke
hazze do kadam tureya hi see ke samney apna sharaabi yaar mil geya ....kacchh vich bottle dabbi tureya aoun reha sigga.....kehndda ki gal kidder chaleyaan haan....mein keha yaar gur len chaleya haan jara.... ohney menu apne kol bitha leya taan jholley vichon do glass kaddey taan kehnda " oye aaja ek ek peg maar lene haan ...."

peg la ke jaddon mein kheraati di hatti val tureya ...taan neharri....baddi jor di aa gayee.....mein bazayey kheraati di hatti nu jaan de ....putthey passe murd geya......thoadda aggey geya hi si ki ooh buddhey khoo vich ja diggeya.... shukar ke oddey vich paani nahi sigga.....mardda motta apne nu nasha ve ho rakheya sigga.....mein hazze sambal ke bethan hi lagga sigga ke ehne vich ek hor bandda thaan deni aa digga ........mein keha "" oye kaoun
haan tu ..."" odderon awaaz ayee...."" ji mein kheraati ram "" mein keha "" oye aa la fard 2 rupayee da gur dawin jara""

Coming More Jokes................By:-Suresh Kumar & Inderjit Singh

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