Funny Shayeri

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen' Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Apple kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Maine tujhe dekha, handle badal badal kar Tere baap ne mujhe peeta, sandle badal badal kar

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ke usi tub mein naha ke chal diye

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do,

naya saal aaa gaya Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.

Mard taange waala Hoon main mard taaange wala Mujhe teacher kya marega Main to hoon principal ka saaala


ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

holi hundi jaan bhari hundi
kachi hundi jaan chaaari hundi
naar de nakhre sare mukk jaande
je kudiyaan de daari hundi(By: Vishal Jain)