Fuljharri
ek baar ek bahut moti jayee kaali darawani jayee aurat apney patti
dev de scooter te bethi janddi siggi te red light te khaddey siggey ooh te
mein naal hi sigga. mere moohon nikal geya "oye aah ki yaar eh darawani
bhootni nu dinney layee jana haan bachein darr ke schollon bhajj jaange oye
ehnu raat nu hi kaddeya kar bahar
edda hi ek baar bahut moti jayee jananni apne admi naal scooter te
bethi janddi siggi te scooter bechara thalley nazar vee nahi aoundda peya
sigga. eddi motti jananni, te mere moohon nikal geya oye "khoteya truck da
maal scooter te laddi tureya jaan reha challan ho jana tera"
ek budha ek budhiya ke liye gaana ga raha tha "" chhord gaye balam
mera pyaar bhara dil tor gaye"" to budhiya boli ""
ja ja ja mere bachpan ,,, ab pachpan mein hi aanna
tere daant na ho mooh mein bus paan chabattey anna"

budha bola "" jub hum hongey 60 saal ke aur tum hogi 55 ki bolo preet
nhibhaougee na tab bhi apney bachapan ki.
budhi boli "" preet vareet ko maar goli kambhkhat tub shayad tujhey
prame
mein daal kar mujhey hi sair karwaani padeygee garden ki ""

budha bola"" khayeekey paan baranaras waala khul jaye tere ghar ka
taala phir to essa karron dhamaal ke ghar walley ho heraan"
budhi boli "" mere anganney mein tumhara keya kaam hai tum ho duss
bachon ke baap tera khandaan badnaam hain "

budha bola "" hum tum ek kamrey mein bandd ho aur chaaabi kho jaye ""
budhi boli " tere daantton ka set nikal kar mein buscuit kha jaaoun
""

Budhi boli "" neend churaye , chain churaye dakka daali teri banssi
budha bola: mein baraat le ke aounngga tu dekhti rahiyou mein sehra
baandh
ke aoungga tu sajj dhajj ke rahiyou

ek budhiya ga rahi thi "" tu mera chaand mein teri chandni ooohhh.....nahi
dil ka lagana koyee dilaggi"" to budha apney sir ki taraf hath rakh kar bola "" chaand nikla
kaouwey> mandrayey, gadhey hinhinaye"

budhi ga rahi thi "" dil vill pyaar vayaar mein keya jaanu , jaanu to
jaanu bus itna ke mein tujhey apna jaanu re"
budha bola " shuker allaha ka ke pyaar nahi janti varna abhi to 10
bachon ki amma hai phi rna janney keya gull khilaati ""

budha bola" abhi na jaaou chhord kar ke dil abhi bhara nahi ""
budhi boli "' bachon se kamra bhar diya aur charpayee ke jageh tak na
chhordi abhi bhi dil bhara nahi"

Budha: sub kucch seekha humney na seekhi hoshiyaari such hai duniaya
waalon ke hum hain anari
budhi boli" keya keh rahey ho yeh jo bachon ki paltan hai yeh phir kisski
hoshiyaari ?

ek budha ga raha tha ""maan mera ehsaan ke mene tujh se kiya hai
pyaar ke mene tujh se kiya hai pyaar"
pas hi familyplanning wala khada bola "" tabhi kahun yeh saali family
planning fail kyoun huye ja rahi hai jub tere jesey budhey abhi tak ishq
ladayeinge to yahi hoga"
budha bola ""mein siraf tera mehboon tu meri mehbooba>>>> mehbooba
mehbooba mehbooba " budhi boli" tujhey peetungee bakhoob mein teri mehbooba , mehbooba
mehbooba mehbooba
budha: bahaaron phool barsaou mera mehboob aya hai, mera mehboob ayaa hai"
tabi peecchey sekoyee bola ""abey ooh budhey rehan de aaj phool waley
ki dukaan band hai"

budha: ""aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhey mere geet bulattey hain, mera
soona padda re sangeet tujhey mere geet bulattey hain"
budhi: abey ooh geet ke mamma, yeh jo darzon bhar bachon ki paltan khaddi
kar di essey teri amma sambhaleygee keya?

budhiya: abhi tomein jawaan hoon , abhi to mein jawaan hoon "
budha: kambhkhatmaari tere chakker mein jawani kharaab kar di mene
aur tu
abhi bhi jawaan banney firr rahi hai?

budhi: koyee matwala ayaa mere dawarrey keh geya ankhinyoun se aaja
gori aarrey re"
budha: koyee andha hogga jisney chashma nahi lagaya hoga varna tujhey
dekh kar to galli ke bachey bhi darr jattey hain"
budhi: mein chali mein chali dekho pyaar ke galli mujhey rokkey na
koyee
mein chali mein chali"
budha: tujhey to Vajpayee ki government na rok sakki to hamari keya
baat hai"
budha: akeley akeley kahan ja rahey ho jahan mujhey saath le lo jahan ja
rahey ho""
budhi: matternity ward ja rahi hoon kyoun chalna hai keya?

budha: aaj lipat jaouwn to mujhey na bachiyou mujhey na bachiyou aur
khud
bhi lipat jaiyouo
budhi: door fittey mooh tere jawaani mein to padosi lipattey rahey ab
tu
keya khaak lipattega

budha: ek butt banaounga tera or pujja karoonga arey marr jaoungga yaar
agar mein duja karunga
budhi: abey badaouoo ek to tikki na tere paas doosri keya apni taant per
bithayegga

budhi: piyaa tu ab to aaja , aajja shola sa ban dhehkey aa ke bhuja
ja man
ki jawala thandee ho jayeee esse galley lagga ja lagga ja aajja
aajja"
budha: kambhkhatmaari jawaani mein to kehtti thi mere khidki ke
samney
matt anna aur ab cabera kar rahi hai.
budha: koyee nazrana le kar aaya hoon mein mastana tere liye.
budhi: doorfittey mooh jawani mein to kabhi chawani ke golgapey na
khilaye
ab keya layegga

budhi: kashmir ki kalli hoon mein mujh se na ruthho baabuji murjha
gayee
to phir na
khilungee kabhi nahi kabhi nahi jee
budha: ab budhayepy mein tujhey khaad daal kar kaoun sa phool
khilaney
hain mujhey?

budha: ooh meri pran sajni champa wati aaja hai leker chain yuun mera
door
tu mujh se na ja
budhi" chal muyeu>> parayee hoon parayee meri justju na kar na mil
sakun
tujh ko meri
arjoo na kar.

budha: hum to tere ashiq hain sadiyouwn puraney chahey tu manney
chahey na
manney
budhi: abey ooh ashiq ki aulaad jawani mein to mujh se I LOve You Keh
na
sakka ab aya badda ashiq

Budhi: na na na meri berri ke bair matt torddo koyee kantta chubh
jayegga
budha: sub se badda kanttan to tera baap hai abhi salamat hai keya?

budhi: mujhey nou lakhha mangaddey reh ooh saiyaan diwaney tujhey
seeney
se lagga
loongee ooh saiyaan diwaney
Budha: abhi baap mere ne dukaan nahi kholi jub kholega to nou keya
duss
lakha la doonga seeney keya mere sir pe chard jaiyou phir tu

Budhi: kabhi aar kabhi paar lagga teerey nazar saiyaan ghayal kiya re
tuney mera jigar
budha: bibi kyoun jhoot bol rahi ho budhapey mein meri to jawani mein
bhi
aankkh tak kissi ko nahi laggi mein to maar maar ke thak geya

Budha: dil mein bassa ke pyaar ka toofaan le chaley hum aaj apni
maout ka
samaan le chaley
ek munda: lagdda ehney ooh gurbachno tayee naal veyaah karwa liya hai
tabhi yeh gaa raha hai
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Budhi: sarkaaiye lo khatia jardda laggey jarddey mein sajna pyaara
laggey
Budha:khatiya to keya tu kahey to rajayee bhi sarkaaeye loon

budha: kisi disco mein jayein, kisi hotel mein khayein, chalo ishq
ladaye
chalo ishq ladaye snam.
budhi: abey ooh choosi huyee aam ki gitak disco keya khaak jayega
khada to
tujh se hua nahi jatta.

budhi: ooh mere sonna re sonna re sonna de doongi jaan juda mat hona
re
mene tujhey jara
der mein jana hua kasoor khaffa mat honna re
budha: masha allah, 80 saal ki ummer mein bhi jaan baaki bachi hai
keya
abhi.?

budhi: kankariya maar ke jagaye, tu mere sapney mein aya, balma tu
badda
vo hai.
budha: mene to aaj tak macchher nahi mara kankariya keya maroonga
daarling

budhi: husan ke rang kayee kaoun sa rang doon, oooh ooooo oooohhh
budha: mujhey to tu bournvita daal ke doodh ka glass hi de bus ab

budhi: raat akeli hai, bujh gaye diye, kaa ke mere kaano mein mere
chahey
jo bhi kahiye
budha: lagtta hai tuney kaano mein sunaney wali machine lagwa lee hai

Budha: are rafta rafta dekho aankh meri laddi hai aankh jissese laddi
hai
vo paas mere khaddi hai
budhi: abey ooh soordas 1 foot ki doori se tujhey dhikhtta kucch nahi
aankh kahan se lard gayee.

Budha: aaj kal tere mere pyaar ke charchey har zubaan per sub ko
maloom
hai aur sub ko
khaber ho gayee
budhi: to ek kaam kar AAJ TAK channel per bhi telecast karwa dey ab

Budhi: mehboob mere mehboob mere mujhey aankhon se bus peene de ek
dard
hai mere
seeney mein mujhey mast mahol mein jeeney de
budha: teri aankhon se pee ke bimaar nahi hona mein to apni chilam hi
pee
letta hoon

Budha: suhaani raat dhal chuki na janney tum kab aougey, khizza bhi
rut
badal chuki na janey tum kab aougey
Budhi: aa to jaou daarling keya karoon meri laaltain ka tail khatam
ho
geya hai?

Budha: eh meri johar jabbi tujhey maloom nahi tu abhi tak hai hasseen
aur
mein jawaan
tujh pe qurbaan meri jaan meri jaan
Budhi: hai mein vaari jaoun meri jaan rukko mein tumharey liye badaam
wala
dhoodh laagi hoon

budha: tere mere milan ki yeh rehna, koyee neya gul khilayegee tabhi
to
chanchal hai tere naiyana
budhi: sharam karo ab iss budhapey mein bhi gul khilaougey keya?

budha: eh phoolon ki rani baharon ki malika tera muskurana gazab dha
geya,
na hum hosh mein hain na dil hosh mein hai.
budhi: abhi to meri naqli batti laggi huyee hai agar assli hoti to
dhikha
detti tumhein

budhi: millo na tum to hum ghabrayein milo to aankh churaye hummey
keya ho
geya hai
budha: tujhey darling lagdda hai loveria ho geya hai

budhi: karwatein badaltey rahey saari raat hum aap ki kasam >> aap ki
kasam
budha: accha phir to charpayee mein jaroor khatmal hongey meri jaan

Budha: yeh zulf agar khul ke bhikhar jaye to accha
budhi: te moya hoon taan zulffan kithey reh gayiian ne hoon taan aah
banawatti baal ne

budha: yeh kali jab talak phool ban ke khiley intezaar intezaaar
karro intezaar karo
budhi: intezaar karttey kartey kahin patjharrh ka maousam hi na aa
jaye

budha: ankhon ankhon mein baat honey do mujh ko apni baahon mein
khoney do

budhi: ankhon pe chashma hai aur baahon mein jorddon ka dard hai bey
lafangey

budha: baar baar dekho hazaar baar dekho yeh dekhney kee cheeza hai
hamara dil rubaa
budhi: tera dil hai ke national measume hai jo baar baar dekhun

budha: yeh mera prem patar pard kar ke tum naraaz na hona ke tum meri
zindgi ho
budhi: chal hatt be nursery ki poem to aati hani chala hai prem patar
likhney

budhi: kaoun aya ke niggaahon mein chamak jaag uthi dil ke soye huye
khaawbbon mein
khanak jaag uthi
budha:kyoun pehley keya niggaahon ka fuse urdda hua tha tera keya?

budha: hum tumhein chhatein hai essey marney wala koyee zindgi
chaahtta ho
jesse
budhi: abey-oye> machis ki tilli kaber mein pair aur esse gaaney
gaata hai
tu
-The End