Doston ek baar dil mein khyaal aya ki kyoun an apni hi ek airline
sewa shuru kar di jaye. so humne ek advertisement diya . jaroorat hai
ANOKHI AEROFLIGHT SERVICES ko badiya pilots ki ....jinhon ne apni zindgi ki
shuruaat trycycle chalane se ki aur budapey tak truck chalane mein
perfect ho gaye hon. Ummer 60-70 saal ke beech mein ho aur beshaq ankhon se dhundhla
dhundhla nazar atta ho aur kareeb ke cheez beshaq dekhiyaee na hi de to
accha... kyoun ki paas khadi airhostess dhikni nahi chahiye varna MF Hussain
ki ganddi bimariyaan lagne ka darr hai. aur iski vajeh se hamari air
service per bura effect pard sakta hai. International Driving licence hona
avayashyak hai......chahey kisi ko paise dekar hi kyoun na banwaya
ho.....humne kaun sa CBI ki enquiry bithwani hai . Jin veyaqtiyoun ki
ankhon mein motiya uttra ho ....vo kripa apply karne ki koshish mat
karein ....... kyoun ki airline ko filhaal jahaaz udaney ka licence milla
hai ....logon ko upper pahunchane ka abhi nahi mila......vesse humne
apply kiya hua hai dekho kub tak sunwayee hotti hai . Yeh aap ko pehle hi
soochit kar diya jatta hai ki ......aap ki jaan ki salamati ke liye
hamari company Insurance company se Insurance karwa kar degi ......aur yeh
aap ki medical report per nirbhar karta hai ki insurance company wale aap ko
is layak samjhtey bhi hai ke nahi......kyoun ki kudda karkat ka
insurance company ne band kar diya hai .....kyuoun aaj kal 99 saal ka buddha
bhi jiske muh mein daant naam ki koyee cheez bhi nahi thi aur naqli
battiyaan fit kar kar khancha bhi jawab de geya hota hai .....insurance karwane
nikal paddey they is umeed per ki agle saal Century bana hi
lenge....... Ek ne to hadd hi kar di 100 saal pure hone mein siraf 2 ghantey baaki
they aur company se insurance karwane ki zidd kar rahe they yeh janab
...........abhi form bhar kar jama karwane hi wale they .........aur
intezaar tha Branch manager ka( jiske ghar mein us din uski biwi se
ladayee hogayee.... aur unka ka sir foot geya aur vo office nahi aa
sake..........) insurance karwane aye buddhey ka phatakha bol geya
aur ram naam satya hogeya...........bach gayee insurance co. varna
buddhey ne lamba chapetta maar hi diya hotta.... uske baad insurance co. wale
mushtaik ho gaye aur unki pehli terms and conditions ab yahi hai ki
pehle buddhon ka medical check up kiya jayega....aur unke liye unkey khaas
doctor select kiye gaye hai........vesse nahi jesse apni cricket
team ki selection ke liye hottey hai ......ke chal betta ....tu uska betta
hai ....chal aa ja yaar tu bhi khel le........chal geya to paise mere
....na chala to bahar to tu hohijayega...... doosra add tha Ek airhostess ke liye........... ek sunder , per kali
kaluti.... jo dhikne mein moti bhenj jessi lagge......magar vajan 80
killo se jayada na ho varna overweight ki samasya khadi ho sakti hai
....... umer 50-60 saal ho....tanki na koyee jawan line marey aur na hi koyee
budha......... issse hamari airline service prabhavit nahi hogi......
Patti per rob marne ka kum se kum 30 saal kar tazurba hona jaroori
hai tabhi to beech beech mein tharki buddhon ko seedha kar sakegi. Apply
karne vali kanyaoun ko beauty parllar mein tyaar ho kar anney ki jaroorat
nahi .....iske liye hamare yahan vishesh prabandh kiye gaye hai ....jageh
jageh hamare make up man bethey huye honge.....jo aap ko bilkul Sawrup
nakha ka make karne mein madad karenge.
Chaye bananey se ....roti bananey tak sare kareya anney
chahiye...........agar bartan maanjane mein interested ho to overtime
milega.....varna uske liye airline kucch aur prabandh bhi kar sakti
hai. Buddho ko ankhein marne wali auratey.... kripya is post ke liye apply
mat karein kyoun ki hum koyee exhibition orgainise nahi kar rahe ....apni
airline service shuru kar rahe hai. Teesra add yeh tha .....avayashkta hai ek nipun /...cook ki
.......ummer ka koyee takaza nahi..........khhana essa banaye ki jo ek baar
khaye....seedha hassptaal hi jaye.......kyoun ki humne airline
service deni hai na ki koyee five star hotel kholna hai ......... Kisi sakad
ke kinarey chaltey hi dhhabey ka experience hona jaroori hai ......kyoun
ki vahan per grahkon ko kesse handle kiya jatta hai yeh log jayada acchi
tareh samaj sakey hai. jaroorat padney per aur kisi ko utha kar
.....bahar bhi fenkana pade to kum se kum airline ke kaam to ayein.
Kripya upper likhi teeno position ke liye jald-se-sheeghram apply
karein...... kyoun ki hume upper se pressure aa raha hai ke hum apni
airservice jalad se jalad shuru karein.
TO: C.E.O.
ANOKHI AEROFLIGHT SERVICE
YAMDOOT BUILDING
SAWARG LOK PURI
NEW NARAK PURI
jub tak humey application recv hotti hai tab tak hum aap se vidda
lettey hai aur miltey hai ek chhotey se break ke baad.
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh