Doctor V/s Mechanic

ik car mechanic achanak doctor ban jatta hai ....aur profession
change kar
letta hai magar vo mareezon ko kesse dekhta hai jara pesh hai.
Doctor Jhataka Mal ka clinic.....kafi mareez bethey hai
ek: (bechara attaa hai jiske sir se khoon beh raha tha........shayad futt geya tha)
doc: oye hoye........oye yeh keya.........tera to engine oil nikal raha hai.........lagta hai .....head washer ..... leak kar gayee
hai .........oye hoye mujhe lagta hai .....gasket bhi change karni padegi........chal koyee nahi....beth ja......abhi tera mamla fit kar detta hoon..........oil bhi naya daal denge. bol kaun sa dalwana hai......castor oil......yaan B.P. walon
ka .....yaan Indian oil walon ka......
ek: doctor sahib ........aaj teen din se mera pet kharab hai ..........mere se betha bhi nahi ja raha.
doc: accha......oye dont worry.......(vo admi tond wala tha)......oye teri to dholki crack lag rahi hai
awazey bhi karti hai .... keya..
ek : (mariz ne samjha doct pucch raha pet ke bare mein ) haan ji
........gas bhi sarakti hai
doc: oye accha.........double system se chala raha hai keya.....very
good......ek cylinder mein
kitna chal jatti hai ........oye hoye......yeh to leakage
lagti hai.......cylinder bhi check karna
padega

ek: vohi to mein keh raha hoon doctor sahib .........hawa bhi sarak
rahi hai ..........motion bhi ruk ruk ke atta hai.
doc: oye .....vo to hoga ...hi .....jub gas puri tareh se nikal hi
nahi rahi ....to jhatakey to laggenge hi ....chinta mat kar........abhi safayee kar dettey hai
..........hawa ka pressure marunga....sub band hole khul jayeinge.........
ek buddha: beta .....jara dekhna ....mera to gala hi band ho geya hai.....awaaz bhi nahi nikalti.
doc: ......oye hoye......baba....tera to hose pipe hi chock ho rakha hai .......awaaz kahan se nikalegi........oye hoye......yeh ander ki sari vashals bhi galgayee hai ....yeh bhi change karni padengi............. ....oye hoye .....yeh hose pipe ke
clip bhi naye dalane padenge.....koyee baat nahi....... jara gala aur khol .......apna.........
oye hoye....yeh hose pipe ke sath
jo chhota wala pipe hai .....jo carborator ko jatta hai ....yeh
bhi change karna padega ...gal geya hai ......kaun sa model hai ...???
buddha:( hoshiyaar tha ...usne socha doctor ummer ke barey keh raha
hai so bola) doctor sahib 1931 ka hai ....
doc: hummmmmmmmm........tabhi kahun ....yar itna pura model abhi tak
chale kesse ja raha hai
oye iski to overhauling bhi karni padegi......time lagge
ga.....fursat mein anna.....samaan likhwa
doonga jo jo chahiye.....
ek: doctor sahib .........yeh dekho meri left arm kaam nahi kar rahi..........
doc: acchha..............haan yaar........tera to left wiper
vakayee kaam nahi kar raha ........oye kisi bachey ne to nahi chhedda tha na.....ruk jara ander se
wiring chck kar letta hoon...(actually keyahua ki admi ne jaldi mein half bazu ki kameez
ke jageh biwi ka blaouse pehan liya
tha aur bazu beech mein fas jatta tha.....tight hone ke vazeh
se) oye bewaqoof........teri to ......sale esteem mein .......fiat
ka wiper lagayega to essa hi hoga....chal
foot......
ek: doctor sahib jaldi check karo mujhe saans nahi aa rahi hai .......
doc: oye petrol hai na ........yaan khatam ho geya hai........ oye
hoye......oye tera to carborator
hi kaam nahi kar raha ..........ismey petrol to puri tarah aa
hi nahi raha ...to saans chalegi
kesse........oye carborator kholna padega.........safayee
mangtta hai yeh......mujhe lagta hai
dil ke jett bhi band hai .....kyoun ki race bhi nahi pakad
raha.........bewaqoof .....jub gadi bilkul
ruk jaya karey tabhi aaya karo...phir keh doge doctor ne ilaaz
thik se nahi kiya tha islye dead ho
geya
ek: doctor sahib dekho jara .....mein jo bhi pitta hoon........foran
nikaljatta hai ......
doc: (tooti lagga kar (). oye.....tera to radiator hi kharab ho
geya hai........leak kar raha hai.....
gadi jayada chalata hai keya...........tabhi to ......oye yeh
to change karna padega....... aajkal garmiyoun mein hamesha coolant daal kar hi gadi chalani
chahiye......aur tune mujhe lagta hai sukhi hi chardda di ??
ek: haan doctor sahib raat jara sukhi hi chardha di thi........vesse
ek hi litre dali thi ....per patta nahi
aaj subeh se garbard ho gayee hai.
doc: oye nalayako......sudhar jaou.....kabhi bhi sukha pani mat
dallo.........saath mein coolant
jaroor dallo........beshaq fitkarri hi daal letta......... ab beth ja.....yeh to pura kholna padega time laggega ismein...... aur bol naya wala kaun sa dalna hai
radiator.....badda wala yaan chhota wala......badda hi fit karwa le.......sari ummer sukhi
rahegi aur gadi bhi jaldi garm nahi hogi????

Coming More Jokes................By:-Suresh Kumar & Inderjit Singh