veerro...kaddi kadi demaag eddan kam kardda haa ki puccho hi na .....vakayee rub ne badi kamaal de cheez banayee haan....kayee vaar banda peecchey rehjandda haa te demaag aggey nang jandda hamere naal vee ek baari eddan hi hoyee.....oh hain na apna ....bhajna afimichi ..........ohnu mein jaddon vekhan yarao ek changey hotel vichonkhana kha ke nikalda hi vekhana....chalondda sala riksha hunda siga te rotisaley ne ek to ek vadiya hotel vich khaani .....mein bada achambbey vich ke eh sala roj ehney paisse leaounnda kithoun haa.........ek din mein pucch hi leya ....mein keha "" oye bhajaneya edder aa taan jara" oh kehnda "" haanphaajii dasso "" mein puccheya " oye eh taan dus tu roj vadiya hotel vichrotti khanna haan tere kol pahey kithoun aoundey ne ehne. Oh boleya ""phaaji eddey vich pahey di koyee lord nahi bus apne kol taan demaag hegga........" mein upper to thalley tak vekheya usnu mein keha "" oyevaddey demaag valeya karda ki haan tu " oh kehnda phaji gal eddan haa keappan hotel vich jayeda haa.....te ja ke changga jeya order de dayiye dahaa....mene kehna hunna haa oye waitera....ja 2 plate murgey diyaan le aa ......ja hun 1 plate fish di le aa...........ja hun ras malayee di plate leaa........thoadi der baad kahi da ...oye kaka ja ek glass dhoodh da le aa.....waiter ja ke dhoodh da glass le aoundda haa......aappan chup kar keydhoodh vich marri hoyee chuhi paa dayee da haa"te pher appan manager nu bulla layee da haa.....oh bechara mere aggeypeecchey mintta jayee karda firda rehnda haan ...appan vi chup chaap uth ke bahar aa jayee da haa....."mein keha "" oye yaar mann gaye tere demaag nu...'' mein socheya yaar aaj appan vi ehi faarmoola azama ke vekhdey haan ....so appan vi changgey jaye hotel vich ja vaddey aur jandeya hi waiter nu kehaja 2 plate murgey diyaan le aa ......ja hun 1 plate fish di le aa...........ja hun ras malayee di plate le aa........thoadi der baad kahi da ...oye kaka ja ek glass dhoodh da le aa"" kismat meri maadi ......waiter kehndda "" phaaji ......dhoodh taan aaj khatam ho geya haa "" mein ek val ohdda muh vekheya te holli deni ohnu keha oye "" bhootani deya.....taan pher mein chuhee kede glass vich sootunga ??????
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................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh