kher humney agaley din akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya " yaddi koyee ladki atmahateya ka irada rakhti ho to kripya neechey likhey pattey per chali ayee ek paisse walla budha shaadki ka icchuk hai. agley din hi kayee ladkiyaan aa gayee aur humney ek vidhwa budhi ko select bhi kar liya. dada ji kahin ticket na katwa jayein humney shaadi ki tarikh bhi agley din ki hi rakh lee aur logon ko e-mail se invitation card kucch iss tarah se bhej diya
aap sub ko vishesh soochna di jaati hai ki hamarey param priye dada ji marney se pehley ek aur vidhwa ka udhaar karna chahtey hain . pagdi rasam per padhaar kar ashirwaad grehan karein .
programme: chai paani: 10am lunch ; 3pm uthavani: 6pm agar baraat seethi shamshaan tak le jaani paddi to aap ki yatra ke liye vishesh busson ka bhi intezaam kiya geya hai ab mein ghori waley ke paas geya to vo bola bhai aap ke dada ko bithaney ke liye hamarey paas iss model ki koyee ghori nahi hai sorry.
mene socha ab dada ki ummer vesse bhi ghori per bethney ki to hai nahi chunaachey humney ek charpayee ko nayee naweli dulhan ki tarah sajaya aur dada ko usper raam
se litta diya baraat pahunchi aur pandit ne dono ko lagan mandap mein bitha diya.
pandit ji ne manter padney shuru kiye.... aur dada ji se bola " ganga jal hath mein le ker kasam khaou ke kissi parayee istree ko nahi dekhoge" mene kaha oye bewaqoof pandit. esse to vesse hi kucch dhikhayee nahi detta to yeh kissi aur ko keya dekhega aur vesse bhi ab to isse ke saath ke model ki koyee bachi hi nahi jisse yeh dekhega
ab pandit bola " dulhey ko khadda karo ab ferrey honge" mein bola " oye pandit yaar rehan de ferrey ke chakker mein matt pard kahin tere iss chakker mein dada ki taiin bol gayee to humey to shamshaan ka chakker lag jayenge. aur issmein nuksaan tera bhi hoga tere ko ferrey ki fees nahi milege. pandit bola " jajmaan koyee baat nahi ......shaadi ki fees na sahi to kriya karam ki fees to milegee."
idhar sunattey hi dadda ko khanssi shuru huyee aur muh se naqli batti si
nikal kar hawan kund mein ja giri. mene dil mein socha " kaash yen hawan kund kucch aur badda hotta to aaj yeh kissa yahin khatam ho geya hotta""
Coming More Jokes
................By:-Suresh
Kumar
& Inderjit
Singh