Cricket Match

ASSI AAJ THAOUNU EK ESSA MATCH DA LIVE TELECAST KARAN JA RAHEY HAAN
JEDDA
TUSSI AAJ TAK NAHI VEKHEYA HONNA... EH MATCH BUDDHEY TAAN BUDDHIYAAN
VICH KEHELAYA JA REHA HAI . SADDI TEAMS KUCCH ES TARAH HAI:
BUDDHIYAAN:BIBI KULWANT KAUR, BIBI FATTO OF GORAYA, KULDEEP KAUR - PIND
NAWAN SHEHAR , BIBI CHANNO- CHAND PUR WALI , BEBBEY JI .. GURDAS PUR
WALE,
CHANNI DEVI. OF PHILOURE, SATNAM KAUR- LUDHIANA, BIBI TOBBEY WALI
-PIND BILGA, BUDDHEY ; BHAIYA JAMANA LAAL- PIND PASLA, CHACHA LAHORIRAM- GORAYA WALE,
CHACHA MAKHOL SINGH - MOGGEY WALE, CHACHA KHACHARU - PIND CHAKKAN KALAAN
WALE, SUBEDAAR BHOOT SINGH- AMRITSAR WALE, CAPTAIN JOGINDER SINGH- JAMMU
WALE.BHAIYA GIRDHARILAL - GIRDHARI WATCH CO. WALE, AVTAR SINGH- PIND
LODUWAL WALE. EH MATCH ASSI KIRMICH WALI GAIND (BALL) NAAL KHELNA HAAN...KYOUN
CRICKET WALI BALL NAAL JE KISSE BUDDEY/BUDDHI DI HADDI TOOT GAYEE TAAN DOCTOR
VI NAHI JORD SAKU. FIKARAN NOT......BAT ASLI WALA HOUGA..........
AAH SADDE AAJ DE UMPIRE NE ..... PIND DE SIRPUNCH - BABA RATTAN SINGH
- TE DUJJEY UMPIRE NE --- TAYA- JOGINDEER SINGH - GURDWARA SHEESHGUNJ WALE.
.....WAHE GURU JI DA KHALSA .....WAHE GURU JI DI FATTEY............
KHETTAN VICHON NIKAL KE .....CRICKET DE MAIDAAN VICH AA FASSEY""
LAOU JI DECIDE EH HOYA HAI KI RAL MIL KE MATCH KHELNA HAI ...YAAHNI
ADDHEY BUDDEY BUDDIYAAN NAAL TE ADHIYAAN BUDDHIYAAN BUDDHEYAAN NAAL. MIX UP
HO GEYA HAI. LAO PEHLA OVER BHAIYA JAMANA LAL JI SOOTAN LAGE NE TE FACE KAR
RAHEINNE BIBI FATTO........ JAMANLA LAL ....APNI PAATTI HOYEE PATLOON TE
BALL NU RAGARAN LAGGEY HOYE NE ....TADDI SUBEYDAAR NE KEHA ..." OYE BUS
KAR SALEYA ...HUN PATLOON PAARD KE HI SAAH LEIYENGA KI.....BALL SOOT VI
DE HUN OOH VEKH TAAN BIBI KIWEIN CHASHMEY THAANI JHAAKKI JAAN RAHI HA
TENU.......... KHER BALL SOOTI ....PEECHEY WICKET KEEPER AVTAR SINGH
DE LATTAN VICH JA FASSI.......... OH JOR DI CHILAYA.......OYE KHOTTI
DEYA ......SALEYA HOLLI SOOT LA ....EVIN BIBI DE LAG LAGGA GAYEE....TAAN
PHER TAPDDA PHIRUNGA...........BECHARI NU EK ADDH BALL TAAN BAT NAAL MAAR
LEN DE YAAN SARIYAAN BALLAN MERI LATTAN VICH MARENGA.EDDERON BIBI BOLI ..."".VE NAMANEYA........JAWANI VICH VI TERE KOLON KOYEE CHEEZ SEEDHI NAHI SI SOOT HUNDI ...HAZEY VI OHI HALAT HAI
TERI..........KUM SE KUM MERI ANKHAN VICH ANKHAN PAA KE GAIND DA
SEEDHI SOOT DE........"" LAOU DOOJI GAIND SOOTAN LAGGEY NE ......EEH ....AAAH........BIBI NE
BAT GHOMAYA.....GAIND SEEDHI BOUNDRI LINE DE PAAR CHALI GAYEE.........
" CHACHA MAKHOL SINGH .....AAH KI ......CHUP CHAAP KHADA VEKHEN
LAGGEYA HOYAAN HAAN GAIND TAAN FARD LENI SI ..........""
OYE KANJARA........JAAN DE ....MEIN TAAN BIBI KULDEEP KAUR NU VEKH
REHA SI AAJ BADI SOHNI LAG RAHI HAI .......PATTA NAHI BAAL KAAL KITTEY HOYE
NE TAAN KAR KE ...YAAN AAH NAQLI BATTIYAAN LAYIYAAN HOIYAAN NE TAAN
KAR...........CHAL KOYEE NAYEE.....AGLI BAAR FARD LAOUN.........""
EDDER BIBI NE CHOUKKA MAAR KE BAT NU TAHAN CHAK LEYA .....LOKKAN NU
VAKAHAN LAYE........TAAN BAT UPPER DA UPPER REH GAYA THALLEY AYA HI
NAHI......BIBI DE BAAHN VICH NAARD CHARD GAYEE.......BHAIYA JI FARD KE
HATH THALEEY KITTA HAI .........BIBI PHER TON TAYAAR .....
AGLI GAIND.......OYE HOYE......AAH KI ....BIBI DE LATTAN VICH
MAARI..........."" VE KHASAMAN KHANEYA.......EH KI KITTA MERI LATTAN VICH KATTEY MARI.......""
BIBI MENU LAGDDA HAI ETHEY TOYYE BAHUT NE........TAANHI GAIND TOYAAN
VICH CHALI GAYEE.........KHER AA LA HUN CHANGI GAIND SOOTUNGA......DONT
WORRY....""
AGLI GAIND TE BIBI NE BAT GHUMAYA......GAIND DA TAAN PATTA NAHI
KITHEY GAYEE PER BIBI DE MUH VICHON NAQLI DANDDA DA SET NIKAL KE BAHAR
UCCHLEYA...AUR FORWARD SHORTLEG TE KHADDEY CHACHA LAHORI RAM NE FUDDAK KE
CATCH KAR LEYA......."" OYE OUT ....OYE OUT..........OYE OUT HO GAYEE..."
NAAL HI AZHURUDIN WAANG THALE VI DIGG PEYA....... UMPIRE NE UNGLI CHAK
DITTI ...OUT DE........
BIBI BOLI "" VE NAMANEYAN........MERE DAANDD DA DE VAPIS.........RAAT
ROTTI KIWEIN KHAOUNGI .......LEYA MEIN CHALI HAAN HOON .....BUS.....
LAOU JI DOOJA OVER SHURU HON LAGGA HAI TE GAIND SOOTAN WASTEY CHACHA
KHACHRU AYE NE .....JEB VICHON SAAH LAIN WALI MACHINE KADD KE SAAH
LEYA TE GAIND SOOTAN WASTEY TAYAAR NE.........TE THODI DOOR GAYE.....KAPIL
DEV WANG...BEBBEY JI KEHA ....." OYE KIDDER MUH CHAKKI TUREYA JAAN REHAN
....EHNA TAAN TU JAWANI CHE NEHI TUREYA.. HOR KITTEY SAH CHARD GEYA TAAN KAM
KHARAB HO JAOU...."" " BEBBEY.....KI KEHAN TAIN.....AAH 6 -6 NIYAANEY MEIN ODDAN TAAN NAHI
JAMM LAYE.....OOH TAAN SHUKAR KAR SARKAAR DA ...JINHANE NASBANDHI DA
ABHIYAAN CHALLA DITTA ....NAHI TAAN HAZZE............"""NAHI TAAN TU KEDDI RAIL GADDI CHALLA DENI SI VE...........AAKH TAAN JAWANI VICH MAAR NAHI HOYEE TERE KOLON ..........30 SAAL TU ENJH HI KHARAAB KAR DITTEY ....NAHI TAAN AAJ TU MER HUSBUND HUNDDA............HAIYOYE........CHAL JA ...HOON GAIND SOOT DE CHHETI DENI .......NAHI TAAN
UMPIRE NE BAHAR KADD DENNA HAAN TENU.

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