Budha Te Budhi

buddey ne buddi nu phone lagaya
haaley dil phone te kuzz enj sunaya
jaddon to tenu vekheya hai soniye
dil mera dhak dhak karan lagpeya hai
ankhon tton chashma utter geya hai
jawani da alam dool peya hai
muchhan de baal khade ho gaye
bullaan nu tere jaddon to chumeya hai
buddi ne jawab ditta
dur fittey muh tere ve jedda mera number lagaya
kabar vich lattan te ishq mere naal farmaya
pehllan ja ke viagra di goli kha ke aa
pher mere naal aake punjja ladda
phone te khada ki ankhan milon reha haan
samne aake mere naal akh milla
je tu khada ho sakdda hai bina sotti de
te aa ke mere naal hath milla ....

ek buddey ne buddhi ko date te bulaya
buddhi ne foran danddan da nawa set lagaya
sheeshey morrey khadde ho ke hath hilaya
bullaan te surkhi da thabba lagaya
vekh ke buddhi di addawaan sheesha vi sharmaya
shukar rub da kittey tareard nahi pey gayee
buddhi ne muskurra ke jaddhon thumkka lagaya
taxi wale nu phone kar ke bulaya.....

buddehy di dekhdeyaan hi bacchhaan khil gayeeyan
(marey khushi ke pagal ho geya)
japhee paoun nu je kar aya
jiddan hi japhee paoun nu pair vadhaya
kelley de chhilkey te pair aaya
chaaron khanney chit buddha lamma paye geya
buddhi da vekhdeyaan hi surma le geya
hath fard ke buddhey nu uthaoun laggi
te danddan da set muh chon nikal ke thaley pey geya
lokkan ne chak ke taxi che paya
dowaan nu apne apne ghar pahunchaya....

(eh yaro apne demaag di tukbandi hai )
thaoadda (suresh)

Coming More Jokes................By:-Suresh Kumar & Inderjit Singh