Revenge of the Drunken Master
Ending:

I`m not going to explain it, because you can go look at the play-by-play on the other page, but I will say that this film has the single most messed up, confusing, and downright stupid ending I`ve ever seen.

Positive Points:

+ Silver Kong is a pretty good fighter
+ This film is very funny due to how ridiculous a lot of it is
+ The bit where the little weird guy gets chased into a ditch by a pair of cymbals and all you hear is a noise that sounds not unlike, �Euurraaghh!�

Negative Points:

- Johnny Chan barely fights, and when he does it`s crap
- The plot makes little to no sense
- The whole belly button thing at the end will make your mind bleed
This scene is somehow a valid part of the film.
Please note that he is surrounded by around 15 ten year old boys
Mi-Rang is purdy.
Final Thoughts:

On the top of the case it says, "The NEW King of Kung Fu
Johnny Chan in: Revenge of the Drunken Master." I`d just like to note that I have NEVER heard of Johnny Chan being in any other film whatsoever, and I`ve done some searching.

Never have I come across a more confusing martial arts films. For this I both like it and am frightened by the prospect of having to watch it again. I once showed my brother the ending of the film, and he said he was going to be confused for weeks. I really recommend everyone see this film, but not if you operate heavy machinery for a living. I really had trouble writing this review because I didn`t know where to start, and I`m now confused as to where I really am in this. I can`t sort my thoughts out to make a proper judgement of this film, so I`m just going to give it a number.

6/10


Humour Scale: 5 Johnny Chans / 1 Jackie Cha
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