Mario Poontang
Player Profile
Position - Resident shit eater
Its a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
Just look at him lie on the ground waiting for your grubby brown Cosby Kid.
He'll swallow shit for money.
He'll swallow shit as a challenge.
He'll swallow shit for fun.
Nobody in the team likes him. He does save on toilet paper though, just a few licks and your clean. This is german efficiency at its best.
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