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| Kendall Stewart |
| Player Profile |
| Position - 1st five eighth |
| Hardest man on the field, literally, his hand was more metal than flesh for a while there. Another team founder, Kenny had to watch from the sideline for a season after snapping his thumb off in the first game. With the wonders of science they reattached it, and he was once again allowed to play his beloved guitar. Apparantly Kenny can swoon 80 something woman with his love songs. Rumor has it that he touched Dolly Partons breasts. When she was half decent, not now you sicko. What a man. |
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