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C.C.A.G.
We of the Concerned
Citizens Against God wish to warn you of a grave injustice. Even
now all over America, in tiny steepled buildings, people are swearing allegiance
to a being that has done more destruction to man kind than every brutal
junta regime combined! Who is this malevolent overmind? Who
is this destroyer of societies, and enemy of free thought? Why none
other than God Himself! Don't believe me? Let's look at some
of the "deeds" this de facto ruler of the universe is responsible of..
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* God destroyed
every human being on the face of the planet in a great flood, except for
one family, ensuring that further generations of man would be begot by
NASTY INCESTUOUS SEX!!!
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* God confounded
the world by adding foreign languages, just because one King wanted to
have a chat with Him. Hardly what I'd call a people person!
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* God destroyed
every first born child in Egypt in one night. Truly an evil of
monumental proportions.
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* God wiped
out the cities of Sodom and Gomorra, just because they were expressive
with their sexuality. And you thought Jessie Helms was the enemy!
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* God then
went on to turn a perfectly innocent woman into a pile of salt, just because
she wanted to remember the awful event for her grandchildren.
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* God wiped
out the Assyrian army in it's entirety, for invading Israel's territory.
But don't think God did so because He felt any loyalty for the Israelites,
for in only a few generations-
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* God used
the Babylonians to destroy Israel, and scatter their tribes. Tell
me, are those little lightning bolts I see on God's black clad shoulders?
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* God ruined
the life of a perfectly successful and innocent man named Job, JUST TO
WIN A BET!!
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* God allowed
the
Israelites to return home, only to be conquered by the Romans. A
cruel jest indeed!
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* God "suggested"
to Abraham, that he sacrifice his son, just to see if he would do it.
Oh sure, he later recanted, but don't think his tendencies for filial homicide
ended there, for in a few hundred years-
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* God set
up his OWN SON to take the fall for him. Is there no end to the evil
of this omnipotent fascist?
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Sure you may think
to yourself, yes he has done some bad things, but that's all in the past.
He's much kinder now. Oh dear citizen, how soon you forget that-
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GOD HAS REPEATEDLY THREATENED TO BRING THE WORLD TO A FIERY HORRIBLE END!!!
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Truly this foul
fiend must be stopped before he can do any more damage. I urge you
to write your senator or representative, asking for immediate punitive
action to be taken against God. Or find the nearest CCAG office and
sign our ongoing petition. As citizens of a free democracy, it is
our duty to prevent this divine fink from ruining our way of life!
Join in the struggle today!
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| Look at that smug bastard! |
God's insanity is happening right in your back
yard!! |
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