Episode 7
Place: Hank�s Beach House in Bermuda Time: 9:29am Date: December 26, 2008 � The Next Morning Hank wakes to the sound of the alarm clock, and then he yawns and gets out of bed to shut it off. Hank: OHH. I must have drunk a lot last night. (He looks down and notices that he doesn�t have any clothes on) Where the hell are my clothes? I hope I didn�t streak last night. I must have been drunk off my derri�re (He scratches his chest and looks down and sees Tina in his bed) Tina: (Yawning) Rise and shine foxy! (Smiling) Hank: What the hell! What are you doing in my bed? Who are you? Tina: I�m Tina Boyer. Don�t you know me? Hank: No, I don�t. What are you doing here? Tina: We had mad passionate sex last night. Hank: No, we didn�t! We couldn�t have. You�re lying! Tina: Look down Hank, you�re naked. I�m naked! This is a bed. You put two and two together and you get sex. Hank: I couldn�t have. No, this didn�t happen. This couldn�t have happened again. Tina: Again? Hank, what are you talking about? Hank: I�ve never met you before in my entire life! How could I have agreed to have sex with you? Tina: There was no agreement involved, we were both hot and tempted and you were drunk so we did it. And all over this house too. Hank: Tell me we used a condom. Tina: Oh, you know what. I knew I was forgetting something. Hank: (Scared) Oh no. Tina: Haha. Just kidding. I found some in your nightstand drawer, there was one left. Boy Hank, you must be a reeeeaal man to have used all of those. (Getting close to him) Hank: I have to go. (He goes into the bathroom) Tina: Where are you going? (The bathroom door shuts, Tina goes up to it and puts her ear against it. Hank is inside throwing up into the toilet.) Tina: Uh� Hank? Are you alright? Hank: Listen� uh Tina. Maybe you should go home. Tina: Okay. But I�ll be back later Hanky Poo! Meanwhile across the hall in Jeff�s room. Jeff wakes up and looks at the clock. Jeff: 9:30! (He looks at Charity who is stripped of all of her clothing lying next to him.) Mmm� she wasn�t half bad last night. Wait a minute! Wasn�t Todd supposed to take over after me? My plan totally bombed! I was suppose to do her and then Todd would come in and do whatever he wanted with her and Charity would wake up and see him in her bed and then I would be off scotch free from any sexual harassment charges. (Charity moves) Jeff: Oh no. Wait a minute! I know what I can do. (Jeff gets up and goes over to his closet and unlocks it) (He stares down in a corner where Joshua is unconscious badly beaten) Jeff: This will definitely work. (He drags Joshua into his room and lays him on the ground.) Jeff: How can I make it look like it was this twerp that raped her and not me? (He takes off Josh�s shoes and socks, then his shirt and pants. Jeff lifts him up and puts him on the bed next to Charity. He puts Joshua�s hand on Charity�s butt and exams the scene closely) Jeff: Yeah! (Jeff takes the drug he used to drug Charity and puts it in Jeff�s pants pocket) Jeff: Okay, what else? Wait! How the hell am I going to explain that they�re in my bedroom? Yes! Of course! (He stares at himself in a mirror and notices his black eye. He then rips his shirt to make it look like someone else ripped it. He goes over to the alarm clock and sets it for 9:40. He then goes over to the closet and locks it before he goes in and shuts it) Jeff: (Lying down) In 5 minutes all heck will break loose! Hah. Meanwhile in Miguel�s Suite Miguel wakes up. Miguel: You won�t believe the dream I had last night, Charity? (He notices that she isn�t in bed) Miguel: Where is she? Why didn�t she come back last night? (He gets worried) Meanwhile in Billy and Kay�s Suite Kay wakes up Kay: Was that a dream or was it real? Did I really make love to Miguel last night? Billy comes into the room with breakfast Billy: Finally! I thought you would sleep all day. Kay: Morning Billy! Billy: You know, you really surprised me last night. Kay: Pardon me? Billy: I didn�t think you were up for making a baby. But you really surprised me. You were great last night. (Kissing her on the forehead) Kay: We made love last night? We made a baby? Billy: Yes. But it isn�t born yet of course. Kay: Oh. So it was a dream. Billy: What was? Kay: I can�t believe this. I didn�t want to make a baby! Did you drug me? Billy: No! Kay, what is your problem? You said that you were ready last night. Kay: What am I going to do? Billy: Kay, I don�t know why you don�t want to have this child but I assure you that this is going to be a blessing on us. Can�t you be happy? Kay: I don�t want a baby Billy. I just don�t! (She leaves the room crying) Billy: What is your problem Kay? Meanwhile in the Entrance Hall of the Resort, Ethan and Gwen enter. Gwen: I just know that this second honeymoon is going to be great! The first one wasn�t bad but it was interrupted by you know who. Ethan: Theresa. Gwen: Yeah, well I�m just glad that we haven�t seen her in 6 years. And I hope we never see her again. Ethan: Let�s go get our key�s and check into our suite. Gwen: I can�t wait! This is going to be the most exciting weekend! Ethan: Excuse me. We�re here for our Suite. Bellboy: And what is your name? Ethan: Ethan Winthrop. Bellboy: Wait a minute. Weren�t you just here? Ethan: What? No, I just arrived here. Bellboy: But, just a couple minutes ago you were here. You�re name is Ethan Crane. Not Winthrop. Ethan: No, I think I know what my own name is. Bellboy: But you were here just a few minutes ago and you were with cute red headed chick. Gwen: Ethan, what is he talking about? Ethan: Look, can you just give us our keys so we can go. Bellboy: Whatever you say Mr. Crane. Ethan and Gwen: WINTHROP!!! Bellboy: You�re in Suite 410. Here are your keys and enjoy your stay here at the Hamilton Inn. If you have any question please feel free to call the main office on extension 1. Gwen: Ethan, what was that guy talking about you being here with another woman? Ethan: It�s nonsense. It was just a simple misunderstanding. Let�s go to our room. Meanwhile at Hank�s Beach House, Hank steps inside the shower. Hank�s thought: I can�t believe I did it again! I got drunk off of my ass and slept with a girl I didn�t even know. What the hell is wrong with me? This isn�t how it�s supposed to be. What am I going to do with myself? (Tina steps inside the shower with Hank) Tina: Hey sexy. Hank: What are you doing! Meanwhile in Jeff�s room, Jeff is inside the closet laughing. Jeff: This is going to be good! (The Alarm Clock goes off and you hear Charity screaming from the bed) Jeff: HA! HA! Joshua: What�s going on? (Waking up) How did I get here? Charity: Get away from me! Stay away! Joshua: Charity it�s me, Joshua, the guy you met last night. We talked for hours last night. Charity: Why did you do this to me? Joshua: What did I do? Charity: You� raped me! Joshua: What! No! You must be confused. Charity: I�m not confused. You drugged me and then slept with me! Joshua: No I didn�t, I swear! (Charity gets up covering herself with the sheet) Charity: You did so! You�re naked, I�m naked. We�re both in the same bed. Joshua: Look, I don�t know how I got here. But if you give me the chance I will find out how this all happened. Charity: I�ve already figured it out, you raped me last night. I�m calling the police. I won�t let you get away with this! Joshua: No wait! I didn�t rape you, it was that Jeff guy. Charity: Jeff? Joshua: Yes. Don�t you remember? Charity: No, Jeff is not the one in the bed. You are! Jeff has been nothing but nice to me since I entered this house. (Jeff moans from the closet) Charity: What was that? (Charity goes over to the closet and unlocks it) Charity: Jeff! What happened? Jeff: (Moan) He� I� I tried to stop him Charity. But he punched me in the eye and locked me in this closet. (Charity, holding Jeff, looks up at Joshua with hatred)
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