Episode 34
The Hamilton Inn in Bermuda December 29, 2008 - 1:09pm Luis�s Room Hank lies in bed as Luis enters with hot soup and a diet coke Luis: Hey. Hank: Oh. (Just waking up) What time is it? (Rubbing his eyes) Luis: One-Ten PM Hank: Oh. I must have fallen back asleep. Luis: Yeah. I brought you some soup and a diet coke. Hank: Thanks Luis. I appreciate it. Luis: So, how do you feel? Hank: Actually, I think that sleep did me good. I still feel a little drowsy though. But that should go away after I take a hot shower. Luis: Alright. Hank: Could you go turn the water on for me? Luis: Sure man. Anything! (Luis goes into the bathroom) (Hank picks up the phone and dials) Hank: I�m definitely not going to be home today. Jeff: Hello? Hank: Jeff! Hey man, what�s happening? Jeff: Hank, I�m so glad you called! Where are you? Hank: I�m at my friend Luis�s. I stayed the night. Jeff: Oh really. Listen Hank, Don�t forget about our big Fraternity Reunion tonight. Hank: Oh. Sure. I won�t. I�ll be there tonight� but a little later. I got something planned. Do you think I could bring Luis? Jeff: He�s a cop right? Hank: Yeah. Jeff: Actually, this is just for our frat. So� no. Luis is gonna have to stay home. Hank: Okay. Jeff: Why are you calling? Hank: My wallet is there. There�s something I need out of it. Could you bring it to his apartment? Jeff: Sure. I�ll be there! Bye. (He hangs up) (Hank gets out of bed and drops his boxers) Hank: Maybe seeing me naked would turn Luis on. (He walks into the bathroom, casually) Luis: Oh. Hank� (surprised) uh� the water�s ready for you. Hank: Thanks man. (He steps into the shower) Luis: Well uh� I�m gonna� (Staring) I�m gonna leave you alone� Hank: Wait. Can you hand me the soap? Luis: Ah, sure. (He picks up the soap and hands it to Hank) Luis: Maybe you should shut the door so all the water doesn�t run out. Hank: Oh shoot. (Squinting his eye) I got soap in my eyes� it burns! Can you switch it so it runs out of the faucet so I can wash it out? Luis: UH. Hank: It burns!!! Luis: Alright Hank. Hold on. (He leans into the tub and switches the water so it runs out of the faucet instead of the shower head) Hank: It burns so bad! (Hank slips and knocks Luis into the tub) Hank: Oh my god, Luis I�m so sorry. Luis: No that�s alright. Just, let me up. Hank: Oh. (Trying to hold him down without making it look like he�s doing it on purpose) Luis: Your knee is in my stomach. Hank: Oh. Sorry. Hold on, let me� oh goodness. Luis: Here Hank, just move your leg. (Jeff walks in) Jeff: Well I�ll be damned. The little queer did get him. Jeff: Am I interrupting something? Hank: Oh Jeff. (Hank gets up) Jeff: What�s going on? Hank: UH� did you bring my wallet? Jeff: Yes. Here. Hank: Well uh. Thanks. (Grabbing the wallet while holding a towel around him) Jeff: Well, I�ll be going now. (With a weird tone, he walks away) Luis: Hank. Did your eyes just suddenly stop burning? Hank: (With a face) oh� uh� no. The water that was splashing around washed them out. Hey, I�m sorry about that Luis. I�m so clumsy. Luis: That�s alright. Hank: Here, let me help you out of the tub. I�m so sorry. Luis: It�s okay. I guess I have to change my clothes again. Meanwhile on the beach Miguel, Kay, and Billy are getting some sun Miguel: I love this place. Kay: Yeah, too bad we can�t live here. Billy: That would be great. Kay: Hey, how is our sandcastle coming along? Billy: I just finished the mote. Kay: Cool. Let�s go see it. (They all get up and walks a little bit to find someone�s chair over there castle.) Billy: WHAT???? (They walk around to see who is sitting in the chair and it is the waitress from the diner) Billy: YOU!! Waitress: Fe-Fy-Fo-Fum, look at you� you�re all so dumb. Miguel: Come on guys. I don�t feel like putting up with this bitch. Waitress: I ain�t no bitch� if you have something to say� then say it to my face, BITCH. Miguel: Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Billy: Oh god. (Kay and Billy put there heads down) Waitress: Fine. I choose sticks and stones. (She pulls out a bunch of sticks and starts throwing them at Kay, Mig, and Billy. Billy: Run. (As the waitress picks up a huge rock) Waitress: You better run!
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