Episode 30
Saturday, December 28, 2008 10:00 pm Bermuda (Gwen slowly walks down the hallway crying) Gwen: This is all that whore�s fault! I wish she were dead! (Theresa runs right past Gwen) Gwen: Theresa! (Giving her the evil eye, Gwen grabs Theresa�s arm) Theresa: Let go of me Gwen! NOW! Gwen: No. You�re coming with me! I�m not letting you slip from my hands this time, Ethan will see you!!!! (Gwen struggles to pull Theresa by the arm, down the hall back to her room) Theresa: Stop, Gwen, let go of me! (Theresa, slips out of her hands and runs in the opposite direction, Gwen chases) Meanwhile at the Beach House Todd: So, what did you do today Hank? (Hank has a flashback of the incident he had with Tina earlier) Hank: I�d rather not talk about it. I�m gonna go up to my room and think. (Hank goes upstairs as Jeff walks in, Jeff looks up at Hank headed upstairs) Jeff: Oh, Hank! Hank: (Turning around) Yeah? Jeff: Can you come down here for a second. (Jeff walks to the couch and sits down, he sets a full big brown paper bag on the coffee table. Todd sits down in the chair beside the couch and Jeff pats the seat beside him) Jeff: Have a seat Hank. Hank: Okay. (Hank sits down) So, what�s this about? Jeff: I reckon your birthday is coming up. Hank: Yeah. So, it is. Jeff: I got you some gifts. Hank: Wow. Thank you. Jeff: It�s all in this here brown bag, dig in. It�s all yours! Hank: Cool. (Hank digs into the bag and pulls out a playboy, Hank�s face loses its smile) Todd: Oh boy! Hank: Oh� Jeff: Since you can�t keep a girl for some reason� Todd: Um. Hank. I got u something to. Hank: Um. I�ll open it tomorrow if you don�t mind. I kinda want to go to bed. (Hank throws the magazine back into the bag and goes upstairs. Jeff: Hmm� unlike most heterosexual men, Hank didn�t look like he enjoyed my gift. Oh� oh yeah. I forgot. He�s not heterosexual. Todd: Jeff. Why don�t you just leave the poor guy alone? Huh? Jeff: Because he�s a faggot. He�s been posing as a heterosexual for how many years? All threw high school and even college. I can�t wait till our fraternity finds out about this. Todd: Wait. What are you saying? You�re going to tell them? Jeff: We�ve got that big Fraternity Reunion coming up� it�s the perfect time. And you know what big gay bashers our fraternity was. Remember? Todd: Yeah� I still haven�t forgotten what they did to that Bentley kid. Jeff: What WE did! Todd: I just think we�re all too old for this kinda stuff� we�re not young anymore. Jeff: Sometimes adults need to relive their early years. And so do you! Now, I�d like to clue you in on my little plan. But it seems you�re doing a complete 180 on me! What�s wrong with you? Did something happen to you in the last few weeks? Huh? Todd: I just don�t think � Jeff: What? Todd: It�s getting late and I�m tired. (He heads upstairs) Jeff: (To Himself) Something�s not right about him anymore. I wonder what? Meanwhile Gwen is still chasing Theresa down the hall, Theresa jumps in the elevator and the doors shut right before Gwen can get to her. Gwen: OH!!!! Damn Theresa! (Gwen puts her head on the door and looks down, she notices 2 tickets on the floor) Gwen: (Picking them up) Whitney Russell in Concert. Hmm� Theresa: (In the Elevator) Oh my god, that was close. HAH. She�ll never catch me. Atleast now I know what floor she�s on. Meanwhile in Chad and Whitney�s room (Chad is unpacking his suitcase as Whitney changes in the bathroom) Chad: I�m so glad to be back in Bermuda. Whitney: Me too� it�s my favorite place to be. I love it. Chad: Um� Whitney. Whitney: Yes Chad. Chad: How much longer you gonna be in there? Whitney: Um, couple minutes. I wanna get sexy for you. Chad: Ooh� Girl� take all the time you need. (Whitney laughs and Chad�s face darkens as he pulls a pistol out of his suitcase) (He loads it and smiles, he moves closer to the bathroom door and there is a knock on the door) Whitney: Are you gonna get that? Chad: Yeah. Hold on. (Chad opens the door and a woman holding an attach� case steps in) Chad: Oh. Hi Grezelda. Grezelda: Where is Whitney? I need to talk to her about her new boutique. Chad: She�s in the bathroom. Grezelda: Oh. I can come back. Chad: No. I was just about to leave. Can you tell her I�ll be back when she comes out? Thanks. Grezelda: Well actually� I have to� (Chad rushes out the door) Damn. Oh well� (She sits down on the bed and eats the food off of the tray sitting on the table next to her) Whitney: Okay� here I come. Turn off the lights first! Grezelda: (Eating a Danish) Mmm� okay! (She turns off the lights) Whitney: I hope you�re ready for some fun lovin! (Grezelda sits back down on the bed and eats the remaining scraps off of the tray) (Whitney comes out of the bathroom and turns the light off.) Whitney: Oh come on Chad! You can eat later! We�re gonna have fun tonight. Grezelda: Mmm� Mmm� Whitney: (Laughs) I knew you�d be excited� we haven�t had time to do this in months. (Whitney runs and jumps on the bed with Grezelda) Whitney: Oh Chad. Have you been working out? Grezelda: Oooh� Whitney. Me had know clue you felt this way about me. Whitney: What? Grezelda: But if you insist. Give me a big ol�� Whitney: Grezelda? Grezelda: Who�d you think I was? Whitney: Chad! (Turning on the light) Grezelda: Chad left. He told me to tell you that. Whitney: But you didn�t here me saying Chad�s name? Grezelda: I�m deaf in my right ear. I didn�t hear anything. Whitney: Oh. That�s right. Oh I�m so sorry. Grezelda: That�s alright Whitney. Whitney: Why are you here anyway? Grezelda: To talk to you about your boutique. Whitney: Oh good. I�m glad you�re here then, but where is Chad? (Meanwhile at the Beach house Jeff is standing on the porch with his hands in his pockets, he is startled by footsteps coming to his porch) Jeff: There you are! Where the hell have you been? Chad: (Coming into the light) I was busy. Do you have the shit? Jeff: Yeah. I got it. Chad: How much? Jeff: 40 bucks. Chad: For that much! Jeff: Hey, Take it or leave it. Chad: Fine. I�ll take it. Jeff: Here. (Jeff hands Chad a bag of Marijuana) Jeff: That�s some good stuff man. Chad: Thanks Jeff. I haven�t had any of this in a long � well. Last week. Jeff: What� doesn�t your girlfriend do this? Chad: No. And don�t tell her. Jeff: Fine. I won�t. For free tickets to her concert. Chad: Okay� alright. Here. There are 10 tickets there. Take whoever you want. Jeff: Thanks man. So, where you going tonight? Chad: Out with a few friends. You want to go? Jeff: No� no. I got more important things� but uh. Where can I contact you if I need you? Chad: Apartment 213 in the Hamilton Inn. Jeff: Alright. Alright. Thanks man. You have fun. Chad: I will. You too. Seeyah. Jeff: Oh I will. (Jeff watches Chad leave and when he does, Jeff shuts the door and leaves making sure that Chad doesn�t see him) Jeff: This is going to be an awesome night.
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