Saturday, December 28, 2008
5:12pm
Hamilton, Bermuda
Hamilton Library
|Jill is at the desk checking books back into the library database when Tina enters|
Tina: Jill! You won’t believe what just happened!
Jill: What? Oh my god, you actually did it, didn’t you? You cuffed him to his bed and stripped him naked and had sex with him.
Tina: Shut up Jill and listen to what I am about to tell you.
Jill: You look like you have really exciting news.
Tina: I do. I only got half way. I cuffed him to the bed and got him to his boxers but then when I began to seduce him he said something very … shocking.
Jill: Oh my gosh! What did he say?
Tina: Okay, there I was on top of him and all of a sudden he comes out and says he is gay.
Jill: Oh Tina. You’re not going to believe in that one again are you?
Tina: No Jill. He was telling me the truth. I could see trust in his eyes. He even gave me a kiss and told me that there are other men out there like him. He told me not to give up. And I’m not!
Jill: So this… little love crush you had on Hank is over with?
Tina: Yes.
Jill: Oh but…does Luis know he is gay?
Tina: Who is Luis?
Jill: Hank’s best friend. Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald.
Tina: Doesn’t sound familiar.
Jill: Uh… his wife was Sheridan Crane Lopez-Fitzgerald. Her death was all over the news yesterday.
Tina: Oh. Yeah. Come to think of it, I do remember seeing Hank with him at one point. Is he Latino?
Jill: Yeah. He’s very handsome. Oh, there he is now.
Luis: I’ve got the books I wanted.
Jill: Luis, this is Tina.
Luis: Oh, Hi.
Tina: |Staring at him passionately| Hi.
Luis: So are you in Hank… in a relationship?
Tina: No. We never were and never will.
Luis: Oh.
Tina: We’re just friends.
Luis: Oh, that’s cool.
Tina: How long have you and Hank been friends?
Luis: Probably since we were in diapers.
Tina: You have a really nice smile.
Luis: Hah. Thanks.
Tina: It’s nice to know you are smiling after your wife’s fatality.
Luis: I try my best not to think about it. But it’s… very hard to get over. Well, if you’d just sign those books out, I’ve really got to get back to my hotel room.
Jill: Yeah, sure.
Meanwhile in Castleton
Samantha is staring at the clock
Samantha: When is Jerry going to get back? He’s been gone forever! I did what he asked, I hid the bottle.
|Galyda is outside her door listening in|
Galyda: Flinch! Come here.
Flinch: Yes, Galyda.
Galyda: I have a plan. In this room, there is a woman by the name of Samantha Browne. She is the one who holds THEE BOTTLE.
Flinch: Thee Bottle?
Galyda: Yes, I’m going to cook up a little spell and turn you into her fiancé, Jerry. Being that Jerry is the one that gave her the bottle, she should know where it is. I want you to bring this bottle back to me! If you fail me, I will kill you.
Flinch: Yes, Galyda.
Galyda: Now, stand still. |She wiggles her fingers and Flinch turns into Jerry| … Hmm, good, good. Now go inside, and retrieve the bottle. Flinch enters the room and Samantha is in the bathroom taking a shower, he walks looks at the steam coming from the door which is half closed. He goes inside|
|Samantha is singing a song as he walks up to the shower curtain and opens it|
Samantha: Ooh. Jerry. What a place to surprise me.
Flinch: I’ve come for the bottle.
Samantha: Hah. Okay. Come here you hunk of a man you. |She pulls him into the shower and kisses him|
Samantha: Take off your clothes Jerry.
Flinch: Where is the bottle?
Samantha: What bottle? |She continues to kiss and take off his clothes.|
Flinch: THEE BOTTLE!
Samantha: Mmm… your breathe smells so good.
Flinch: I really shouldn’t be in here with you.
Samantha: Why not? We are going to be married soon…
Flinch: I need the bottle. Where is it?
Samantha: It’s right there.
A few minutes later Jerry comes out of the room
Galyda: Did you get the bottle?
Flinch: Yeah. Here. |He hands her a bottle of shampoo|
Galyda: What in Hades name? This is a bottle of shampoo. And what happened to your clothes? Your wet and shirtless… ooh. I’d hate to turn you back the way you were Flinch, but since you failed me…
Flinch: Wait, please don’t kill me.
Galyda: Let me finish my sentence! And since you failed me, I’m going to have to get the bottle myself. Come with me Flinch!