Episode 16
Saturday, December 27, 2008 10:18am Hamilton, Bermuda Beach House Todd and Jeff are sitting on the couch watching a basketball game. Todd: Wait a minute. I don�t understand Jeff. How can Josh murder Charity and not lift a finger? Jeff: That�s for me to know and you to find out. Well, it looks like my plate is full this week. Todd: What are you talking about? Jeff: Our little gay friend is going to get a taste of what is coming to him. Todd: What? Jeff: We have that big reunion party for our fraternity this Wednesday right. Todd: Yeah, that�s New Years Eve. Jeff: Well, I�m going to expose his little secret to the boys and then we�re going to beat the living daylight out of him. Todd: What? Are you planning on killing him? Jeff: We�ll see buddy. We�ll see. //Hospital// Charity is about to get on the elevator when a doctor rolls the guy that has been stalking and following Charity in a wheel chair. The guy looks at her. Guy: Charity! |Charity is startled| Charity: How did he know my name? //Beach// Ethan and Gwen stumble upon a nude beach Ethan: Wow. This place is on the map. Gwen: Of course it isn�t Ethan. Ethan: Maybe we should go back. Gwen: No. Let�s stay. I�ve never been to a nude beach before. Let�s take off our clothes. Ethan: What, no Gwen. Gwen: I was just kidding Ethan. Oh, there�s a spot we can sit. |Ethan and Gwen set up their chairs| Ethan: I�ll be back. I have to go use the restroom. Gwen: Okay. Hurry. |Gwen reads a magazine| //Rebecca and Julian�s room// Rebecca: I can�t believe you screamed Ivy�s name last night! Julian: I didn�t babycacks. You must have misheard me. You know, hearing loss is a sign of old age. Rebecca: AH!!! |Angry| I can�t believe this. I am not old. Hotchkiss women do not get old. Julian: Rebecca, I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. Here, here�s a 100 dollar bill. Rebecca: Oooh!!! |He waves it in her face and she sniffs it| Rebecca: It�s so fresh smelling. Julian: Straight from the bank! Rebecca: Well. We all make mistakes. Even you. |She takes the money and puts it in her cleavage| Julian: What�s next on our sexy list of things to do? Rebecca: Well, after the janitor�s come and unclog the tub� Julian: I told you that all of that syrup would clog the drain. You�re running up my bill! Rebecca: Quit whining. We�ll just say that it was clogged when we got here. Do you know anything? Like I was saying�. Oh. Julian: What? Rebecca: You�re going to love this next one. Julian: Oh boy. //Hospital// Charity: How did he know my name? |Joshua enters| Charity: Josh! Stay away from me! Josh: Let me explain! You have to believe me, I didn�t rape you! Charity: We�ve been over and over this. And every time, I don�t believe you. Josh: You have to believe me this time. I didn�t rape you, Jeff did. Charity: You know. Maybe I would believe you if you weren�t trying to put the blame on someone as innocent as Jeff. He�s my husband�s friend from highschool for goodness sakes. And I feel secure enough to believe that he wouldn�t do a thing like that. Now just leave me alone! | She storms off| Josh: Where are you going? Charity: I�m going to go see my husband. Josh: Does he know? Charity: That is none of your business. |Charity leaves again and Josh grabs her by the arm| Josh: You�re not leaving! Charity: What? Josh: You�re staying right here! //Beach// Gwen is sitting in the chair reading the magazine. Gwen: Where could Ethan be? |She gets up and looks around| |She sees Ethan in a Speedo| Gwen: Ethan. Ethan: Yeah? Gwen: Why are you in a Speedo? Ethan: Because my girlfriend got it for me. Gwen: Excuse me? Ethan: Who are you? Gwen: It�s me Ethan. You�re wife. Gwen Winthrop! Ethan: No, I�m not married. Gwen: Oh my god! You�re the Ethan imposter. |Theresa appears| Theresa: Ethan, are you ready to� Gwen: Well well well� look who we have here. Theresa: Gwen. Gwen: You have a lot of explaining Theresa. And how about you start with the fact that there are 2 Ethans. Theresa: I don�t have to explain anything. Gwen: I�m going to the real Ethan, who just so happens to be my husband, and I�m telling him about this. Theresa: He�s not going to believe you. Gwen: You dirty tramp! |She grabs Theresa�s arm| I�m not letting you go this time! ETHAN!!!! ETHAN!!! |Theresa spits in her face and runs with the Ethan imposter|
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