Episode 11
Place: Hank�s Beach House Date: December 26, 2008 Time: 5:08pm Luis knocks on the front door and Jeff answers. Jeff: You must be Luis. Hi, I�m Jeff. Luis: Hey. Hi. (They shake hands) Todd: Hi, I�m Todd. Luis: Hello. Jeff: Uh, come in. Sit down. Todd: You want a beer? Luis: Sure. (Todd picks up a can of beer and throws it to him) Luis: Thanks. Um, so where is Hank? Hank: He�s upstairs changing. Luis: Oh. (Hanks comes down the steps) Hank: Luis, buddy. You�re here. Luis: Yeah. Hank: You staying for dinner? Luis: Sure, what we having? Hank: Chicken wings. Luis: Sure, I�ll stay. Hank: I see you�ve met Todd and Jeff. Luis: Yeah. So what have you been doing since the wedding? Hank: I moved out here. I Met Jeff and Todd. Luis: Got any girlfriend�s? Hank: No. Jeff: Oh but he had this FINE honey up in his bed last night man. Luis: Oh? Hank: No. Jeff: Yes you did dude. We saw you go up there with her last night. She was fine! Hank: I don�t know what you�re talking about. Jeff: Yeah, and I�m guessing I just imagined all of those moans and screams of excitement last night. HAH. Hank: So Luis. Sheridan is diabetic? Luis: Yeah. Hank: It must suck having to check her blood everyday. What happens if she has too much sugar? Luis: She could die. Hank: Oh really? Luis: I don�t have to worry though. Sheridan is pretty responsible when it comes to this kind of stuff. Meanwhile in Sheridan�s Suite, Sheridan wakes up and looks at the clock. Sheridan: Luis? (She picks up the note he left and reads it) Sheridan: Oh. I must have slept half of the day. (She gets up looks around for the diet coke Luis left her.) Sheridan: There it is! (She walks over to the ice bucket and picks up the diet coke.) (The phone rings) Sheridan: Maybe it�s Luis. Hello? Man: I�m so sorry to interrupt. But I�m suppose to report to all guests that there is a man and women going around knocking on everyone�s door interrupting them and disturbing them. If they knock on your door please just ignore it. Sheridan: Alright. Thank you. Man: Have a good evening. Sheridan: Thank you. Meanwhile at Hank�s Beach House Time has passed and the boys are just getting done eating. Todd: So do you guys want to head out to the strip club? Luis: No, I have to call my wife soon. Hank: I�ll stay here with Luis and talk for a bit longer. Jeff: Alright then, you guys don�t know what you�re missing. (Todd and Jeff walk out) Hank: When you calling Sheridan? Luis: In an hour. We�re having a romantic picnic on the beach tonight. Hank: That�s nice. You�ve always been that romantic type. So, did Sheridan get her diet coke? Luis: She was asleep when I got there. I didn�t want to wake her up. But I�m sure she will get it when she wakes up. Luis: So why don�t you have a girlfriend? Hank: I don�t know. I just don�t. Why? Luis: It�s odd, that�s all. You�re a pretty good looking guy. I thought ladies would be all over you like they use too. Hank: No, not anymore. Luis: Why not? Hank: I�ve changed I guess, religiously. Luis: Oh. That�s good to hear Hank. Hey, do you want to help me go set up for our picnic? Hank: Sure. Meanwhile in Sheridan�s Suite Sheridan lies down on the couch waiting for Luis to call. (She coughs and gets up) Sheridan: I need drink. (She walks over to the ice bucket and picks up the diet coke; she begins to sip while watching the phone.) Sheridan: Eww, this taste a little weird. On the beach, Hank and Luis are sitting on a blanket. Luis lights two candle�s and puts out the basket of food. Hank: Wow, this is definitely romantic Luis. Luis: I just hope Sheridan thinks that. Hank: Yeah. (Disappointed) Luis: Something wrong? Hank: No. Hey, we�ve got another 45 minutes before you have to call Sheridan. Let�s go for a little swim. Luis: Yeah, okay. I can go for one of those. (Hank takes off his shirt and kicks off his sandals and jumps into the water) Hank: You comin? Luis: Hah, yeah. (Luis kicks off his sandals and pulls his shirt off and runs into the water) They splash around and have fun, laughing. (They stop) Hank: Luis? What�s wrong? Luis: Well, we haven�t had this much fun since we were kids. Hank: Yeah. I know. Luis: Why didn�t you keep in contact with me? Hank: I thought that you were too busy having a good life with Sheridan. Luis: Dude, I know you liked Sheridan before me but� Hank: What? I don�t like Sheridan. Luis: But isn�t that why you were mad at me? Because you wanted to be with her? Hank: No. Luis: Then why did you cause that big fight we had before our wedding. Hank: Do you really want to know? Luis: Yes, I do. Hank: I didn�t want to see you get married. Luis: Why? Hank: Because, I didn�t want to lose my best-friend. Luis: Hank, you wouldn�t have lost me. I still would have stuck by you. You know that! Hah. (Splashing water at him) Hank: I can�t lie to you Luis. Luis: What do you mean? (Hank starts to cry) Luis: Hank, what are you doing? Hank: (Emotional) Luis, I lied. Luis: Hank, buddy, you�re not making any sense. Hank: I have to go. (Hank gets up and leaves, running back to his house) Luis: Hank, wait! (Luis stands up confused) What the hell was that all about? Hank rushes up to his bed and lies in it. He grabs his pillow and continues to cry. Hank: God, please don�t hate me. (Luis begins to bang on the front door of the beach house) Luis: Hank! Come on! Tell me what�s wrong! Was it something I did? (Luis looks at his watch) Oh no, I was suppose to call Sheridan 10 minutes ago. (He rushes off of the porch)
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