Long ago, at a concert far, far away, there was a boy. And this was a good boy, for he made sandwiches, the likes of which the universe had ever seen. The band did love these sandwiches, and the boy was happy to oblige. But this boy is long gone, and to remember this, the band did write a song. And this song did go "Bitch, Make Me a Sandwich," and was all good. But after this song came out, a new boy did come, and that boy did go by the name of Ross. This was a good boy, for he made sandwiches. And it was all very, very good. The lengend of the Sandwich Boy still continues today. For, he will always remain in a special part in our hearts as "The Bitch of the Sandwich."
Keeley Stevens, Honorary Historian of Include 32 |
