Top Ten Differences Between Hitler and Clinton

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Hitler used drugs on prisoners.
Clinton used drugs.


Hitler had a socialized health care system.
Clinton's still working on it.


Hitler used environmental concerns to seize property.
Clinton is also using it to regulate the economy.


Hitler received more than half of the vote when elected.
Clinton didn't.


Hitler invaded France and installed a puppet government.
Clinton invaded Haiti and installed a Marxist tyrant.


Hitler admitted he had fought in his nation's military.
Clinton lied about committing crimes to avoid it.


Hitler slept with his mistress.
Clinton slept with his employees.


"The priveleged, wealthy Jewish race must pay..." -- Hitler
"The priveleged, wealthy white race must pay..." -- Clinton


Hitler got to power with the money of the wealthy he then oppressed.
Clinton got to power with the money of the wealthy who now control him.



"1935 will go down in history! For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -- Adolph Hitler

"Our police are hampered by the lack of full gun registration. We need to follow the lead of other civilized nations in securing our streets!" -- Bill Clinton





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