Trent
Trent = BubbaPercussion Brian (me)= TranceBuff
BubbaPercussion: printer problems
trying to fix
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Auto response from TranceBuff: I'm off doing something around the house but should be back shortly, so IM me anyway.
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TranceBuff: the easiest way to fix it is to buy a new one
BubbaPercussion: dad on cell phone in bathroom(long distance, only good signal in house)
me the money running in circle for what they are trying to tell me
BubbaPercussion: now a days, yes
BubbaPercussion: but this printer is barely a year old i believe
TranceBuff: haha
TranceBuff: eh, get a new one anyway
TranceBuff: get one that has a scanner on it
BubbaPercussion: i feel like a moron because they're like
get our of printer........now double click the printer to go to it
BubbaPercussion: jas
TranceBuff: see, it sounds like you're calling me a "jas" as opposed to you telling me just a second
BubbaPercussion: that's too long to type
TranceBuff: fine, guess what?
BubbaPercussion: i'm the monkey in the middle
TranceBuff: f
BubbaPercussion: huh?
TranceBuff: you're an f
BubbaPercussion: so!
TranceBuff: f = fartknocker
TranceBuff: ds
TranceBuff: bm
BubbaPercussion: df!
BubbaPercussion: m
TranceBuff: rt
BubbaPercussion: i
TranceBuff: bw
BubbaPercussion: ff
TranceBuff: bw=buttwipe
TranceBuff: ff?
BubbaPercussion: ff = fartfanuggen
BubbaPercussion: (sp?)
TranceBuff: tl
TranceBuff: lol
TranceBuff: yeah
TranceBuff: who knows
BubbaPercussion: who cares
BubbaPercussion: wos
TranceBuff: ?
BubbaPercussion: wos = waste of space
TranceBuff: that's what you are
TranceBuff: t
BubbaPercussion: no, i only talk about other people
TranceBuff: terd
TranceBuff: oh, so you have multiple personalities? FREAK!
BubbaPercussion: *turd
TranceBuff: whatever
BubbaPercussion: loser
TranceBuff: cheeseburger!
BubbaPercussion: pepsi cola!
TranceBuff: couch!
BubbaPercussion: lawn chair!
TranceBuff: tissue!
BubbaPercussion: toilet paper!
TranceBuff: lamp!
BubbaPercussion: toilet!
TranceBuff: oak tree!
BubbaPercussion: rag weed!
TranceBuff: pansy!
BubbaPercussion: dandy lion!
TranceBuff: green light bulb!
BubbaPercussion: burnt out light bulb!
TranceBuff: cable wire!
BubbaPercussion: surge protector!
TranceBuff: (dang, good one)
TranceBuff: digital watch!
BubbaPercussion: (ouch)
BubbaPercussion: braclet!
TranceBuff: lip stick!
BubbaPercussion: blush!
TranceBuff: shoe sole!
BubbaPercussion: gel inserts!
TranceBuff: ...
TranceBuff: ?
BubbaPercussion: (for shoes....)
TranceBuff: oh
TranceBuff: basketball!
BubbaPercussion: foccer frisbee!
TranceBuff: 3-ring notebook!!!
BubbaPercussion: 3-ring binder!
TranceBuff: hinge!
BubbaPercussion: door!
TranceBuff: bird house!
BubbaPercussion: cat-that-eats-the-birds!
TranceBuff: dirt-under-dog-poop!
BubbaPercussion: dog poop!
TranceBuff: pooper scooper!
BubbaPercussion: fly on poop!
TranceBuff: pickle!
BubbaPercussion: dill!
TranceBuff: tartar sauce!
BubbaPercussion: mayonnaise!
TranceBuff: honey mustard!
BubbaPercussion: french!
TranceBuff: slushy!
BubbaPercussion: tad's tropical sno shack sno cone!
TranceBuff: grease!
BubbaPercussion: oil!
TranceBuff: onion ring!
BubbaPercussion: freedom fry!
TranceBuff: Iraqi soldier!
BubbaPercussion: the bush twins!
TranceBuff: pink hi-lighter!
BubbaPercussion: white out!
TranceBuff: dry-erase board!
BubbaPercussion: sharpe!
TranceBuff: paper towel!
BubbaPercussion: carpet!
TranceBuff: kitchen sink!
BubbaPercussion: cutting board!
TranceBuff: hole punch!
BubbaPercussion: stapler!
TranceBuff: file cabinet!
BubbaPercussion: desk!
TranceBuff: boombox!
BubbaPercussion: crappy cd player that skips if a fly buzzes by it, or an earthquake hits china!
TranceBuff: ooof
BubbaPercussion: (critical hit)
TranceBuff: shawnee heights high school!
BubbaPercussion: (punch in the gut)
BubbaPercussion: Warren Watson!
TranceBuff: ah!
TranceBuff: ooof
TranceBuff: again
TranceBuff: cracked smiley face bowling ball!
BubbaPercussion: (tear)
BubbaPercussion: odor from a bowling shoe!
TranceBuff: broken glass!
BubbaPercussion: shattered glass!
TranceBuff: fractured glass!
BubbaPercussion: stained glass!
TranceBuff: broken glass frame!
BubbaPercussion: cracks!
TranceBuff: pen!
BubbaPercussion: pencil!
TranceBuff: VHS tape!
BubbaPercussion: 8-track!
TranceBuff: 8-track player!
BubbaPercussion: (oof)
BubbaPercussion: lp!
TranceBuff: ?
BubbaPercussion: (a record)
TranceBuff: hang-glider!
BubbaPercussion: parachute!
TranceBuff: sock!
BubbaPercussion: shoe!
TranceBuff: shoe lace!
BubbaPercussion: callous from not wearing socks with shoes!
TranceBuff: pumkin!
BubbaPercussion: squash!
TranceBuff: coconut and cucumber (sp?) !!!!
BubbaPercussion: carrot and peas!
TranceBuff: flashlight!
BubbaPercussion: buttknife!
TranceBuff: SENSURROUND!
BubbaPercussion: THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE!
TranceBuff: cd case
TranceBuff: !
BubbaPercussion: burnt cd!
TranceBuff: lighter!
BubbaPercussion: lighter fluid!
TranceBuff: number pad!
BubbaPercussion: tab key!
TranceBuff: backspace!
BubbaPercussion: ctrl-alt-delete!
TranceBuff: <slap> ouch!
TranceBuff: garbage disposal!
BubbaPercussion: garbage chute!
TranceBuff: email!
BubbaPercussion: virus!
TranceBuff: virus scanner!
BubbaPercussion: firewall!
TranceBuff: clock!
BubbaPercussion: (our screen is now out of yellow alert!)
BubbaPercussion: hour glass!
TranceBuff: sand in the hour glass!
BubbaPercussion: glass that makes the hour!
TranceBuff: liquid nitrogen!
BubbaPercussion: napalm!
BubbaPercussion: well i have to get off now, dad seems to want to make some phone calls! sheesh, can you believe the nerve this guy has! to make phone calls! he's stuck in the stone age!
TranceBuff: ok. well, see if u can find a time that works for you to come over
TranceBuff: b/c i finished my cards
BubbaPercussion: ok, will do
BubbaPercussion: you could almost print off that entire conversation.....or should i say, insult a thon
TranceBuff: yeah, i already saved it
BubbaPercussion: sweet. ok catch you later!
TranceBuff: ok. call when you get things figured out
BubbaPercussion: will do
later
TranceBuff: bye
BubbaPercussion signed off at 11:21:59 AM.
Trent was a guy I met through the Boyscout troop I was a part of. He was new, and when he became a regular attendee, we began talking. It turned out he and I had identical humor and got along super duper freaking well. It turned out that he would later be moving the school I went to at the start of 6th grade. It was so cool that one of my best friends was going to be going to my school! Throughout the year, he and I always kept in contact, though we eventually found other interests of our own (girlfriends). We hung out again when my friend Tony and I introduced him into playing D&D with us. It was great because Trent always played a character that would be used to create humor for the group. I'm sure Trent and I will forever be friends. He was definitely the first best friend I ever had, and will always be thankful for the times we got to hang out.

Thank your dad for everything he gave me from Frito Lay. Thank your mom for letting me join the family as her other son. And I hate your guts and be sure to keep in touch so I can invite you to my wedding when I have one someday. Thanks for being a great pal (sorry, had to put a little bit of mushiness in here).
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