The Censor Point by RJunkie

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"Point? What point?" Yuki glared at his older brother.

"Humph! How rude! Of course I have a point!" Ayame replied indignantly.

"And a good one too!" Shigure winked.

"Are you going to say anything important or not?" Yuki retorted, clearly annoyed.

"Ano.." Tohru began, seeing that Yuki’s patience was quickly running out.

"Well, since you insisted, I will!" Ayame ran his hand through his long silvery hair dramatically, then pointed at his brother. "Little Brother! It is with out a doubt a wondrous occasion in your life when I, your devoted older brother, bestow my loving advice upon you!"

Yuki continued to glare at Ayame, who was unfazed. "It is our humble opinion as your brother…"

"And me as you guardian" Shigure added.

"Thank you Gure San. Yes Yuki, we have decided that you since you have recently been depressed and alone as I have not been able to visit you and shower you with my brotherly affection that…"

"I’m leaving!" Yuki stood up and prepared to stomp out of the room when Ayame suddenly appeared before him, blocking his exit.

"Little brother! You don’t have to hide your joy in having my caring input in your life! Please, you must let this joy consume you and know that it was I that..."

Yuki responded with an uppercut that sent Ayame flying "Shut up!"

"Ayame San!" Tohru gasped.

"Yuki Kun!" Shigure whined, "Please don’t destroy the house!"

"He’s been babbling for 20 minutes." Yuki replied irritably, "There’s only so much stupidity one can take!" Yuki headed upstairs.

"Yare Yare! Poor Aya. He was so excited about his announcement too!"

"Eh? What was Ayame San going to say?" Tohru asked.

"We had a long discussion as two people highly concerned about Yuki’s welfare!" Ayame replied as he dragged himself back inside.

"Aya! That was quick!" Shigure smiled.

"I will not let Yuki’s turbulent emotions deny him my love!" Ayame exclaimed, then turned to a confused Tohru "Tohru Kun! You care about my cute little brother, do you not?"

"Eh? Ah yes, of course I care about Yuki Kun! He’s a wonderful friend and…"

"Then you must help him defeat this bout of depression which has recently broken his fragile spirit!"

"Depression?" Tohru asked, confused.

"You mean you didn’t notice?" Ayame was taken back, "And to think that I thought you could be Yuki’s salvation out of his dark world!"

"It’s so terrible. Yuki Kun is truly alone!" Shigure shook his head in disappointment and sadness.

Tohru just looked at the two in shock. Yuki Kun? Depressed? When? Well, he has been a little quiet recently… Oh No! Could it be true? Could Yuki Kun really be feeling depressed and I hadn’t noticed? And he’s so kind and gentle that he would never say anything to anyone about it! Could I have offended him in anyway? Could Kyo Kun have hurt his feelings? Is he sick?...

While Tohru’s mind ran through all the possibilities, Ayame stood up suddenly and stated loudly, "Then it will not be possible to save him! If Tohru Kun, the girl who has helped melt the ice around Yuki’s untrusting heart, wasn’t aware of his emotional Turmoil then..."

"I’ll do it!" Tohru yelled emotionally, then composed herself "If I have been negligent of Yuki Kun’s pain, then I’m sorry." She sobbed and bowed to the two men. "I was supposed to take care of him, but I failed. I’m very sorry. You were all counting on me."

"Tohru Kun! Please get up! We didn’t mean to put it that way! You already have so much to do already, we didn’t mean to burden you with anything and Yuki wouldn’t want to either!" Shigure pulled her up to a kneeling position.

"Yes! We’ll take care of Yuki’s pain, Tohru Kun! Don’t you worry!" Ayame smiled reassuringly.

"No!" Tohru shook her head in disagreement "I want to help Yuki Kun! Please Shigure San, Ayame San! Tell me what to do?"

"Well, I don’t know! I mean, since you are so busy…" Ayame stared.

"Please let me help!" Tohru was nearly in tears "I’ll do anything!"

"Anything?" Ayame and Shigure asked simultaneously.

Sometime later, Tohru was dressed in the same frilly yellow dress she tried on in Ayame’s store, and was standing in front of Yuki’s bedroom door, blushing brightly as she remembered Ayame and Shigure’s plan.

"You should have seen him Gure San! The boy was struck speechless by the vision of our lovely Tohru Kun all dressed up for him!" Ayame grinned, "Yes, it was then that Yuki realized that he is a man, and a romantic man at that! We have Tohru Kun to thank for that, and now I know that Yuki yearns to free his heart and let his romantic feelings overwhelm him!"

Tohru gulped in apprehension. She had a bad feeling about this!

"I as a man know how tumultuous keeping such feelings inside me is and know that my little brother may succumb to his lust driven CENSOR for he and I are the same and I do not want him to make the same mistakes I made! Oh I know these feelings much too well!

You know how Shy Yuki is! So he will keep his romantic feelings bottled up inside until they overpower him and he becomes a sex grazed madman lurking the streets at night looking for unsuspecting victims to unleash his self-destructive rage upon. He will tear their clothes to shreds as he CENSOR their innocent bodies trying to satisfy his animalistic carving for CENSOR and CENSOR while he would CENSOR his CENSOR and they will beg him to have mercy on their CENSOR but he will be beyond words then and will be focused only on CENSOR and CENSOR while manipulating their virile CENSOR to his CENSOR while he CENSOR, CENSOR and CENSOR and then he will become a wanted man, the CENSOR mouse reigning terror with his CENSOR and with no where to turn to, running through dark alleys, trying to escape his fate as the police slowly move in to corner him and with no foreseeable means of escape he will resort to taking his own life with a CENSOR...leaving a trail of ruined CENSOR women and angry men throwing the world into a vicious circle of violence and misery and the..."

"I think that’s a little unlikely, Aya!" Shigure intercepted as he looked at the now pale and shaking Tohru, images of what Ayame said running through her mind.

"Don’t fret yet Tohru Kun! Yuki’s sanity can still be saved! He trusts you and only with you will he let his hidden feelings and thoughts surface. You must help him confront the demons within him!"

"But how?" Tohru begged. Ayame held her sorrowful eyes with his as he prepared to lay down his answer.

"Only one way! And you must be strong for him Tohru Kun! It is only though your conviction of his salvation that he could be saved!"

Shigure was trying not to let his amusement show. "That’s right!"

"Are you ready to embrace this opportunity to help my poor haunted brother escape his horrible fate?"

"YES!"

"Are you willing to shed your tears, share your joy and open your heart to all possibilities?"

"YES!"

"Will you do all that is necessary? Regardless of what he cost might be to your own sanity? Will you give yourself to this mission, body and soul?"

"YES!"

"You must not procrastinate on this! For it may be your only chance to heal Yuki before he closes off his heart of glass to the cold dark world which..."

"TELL ME DAMN YOU!"

"Ask him out on a date!"

And so, here she was, trying to compose her self as she tried to find a subtle way to ask Yuki out on a date. Okaasan. I’m willing to do anything, even allow him to CENSOR me so that Yuki Kun doesn’t become the CENSOR crazed super CENSOR that Ayame san spoke of. But What if he doesn’t want to go? What if he doesn’t like me? What if I offend him by being so forward?

As she thought, she didn’t notice Yuki slide his bedroom door open.

"OH! Honda San? What are you...?" Yuki was struck speechless by the sight of her in that cute dress.

"Yuki Kun? I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to impose! I was coming to see if you were alright and…"

"Honda San?"

"Yes Yuki Kun?"

"You look very cute in that dress."

"Really? Uh I mean…you… really? Ah!" Tohru stuttered as she tried to hide her flaming face from Yuki’s lightly blushing one.

"I’m happy that Honda San was worried about me. But there’s no need! I’m fine."

"Are you sure? I mean you don’t feel ill or anything?"

"No, I’m fine."

"I’m glad." And she smiled happily and he couldn’t help but smile back, and then something more.

"Honda San?"

"Yes, Yuki Kun?"

"Well, since you are already dressed so nice, would you…would you like to go on a date...with me?"

"YES!"

The date went very well for the two. They had walked hand in hand in the park, visited the local carnival and ate candy apples. They reluctantly headed home.

"I’m so happy, Yuki Kun!" Tohru squeezed his warm hands. "I was really worried about you!"

"Eh? Why?" Yuki asked.

"Well, because you weren’t yourself and I was afraid that..." she suddenly stopped. "Oh, it’s nothing."

"What is it, Honda San?"

"Nothing, really!"

"Honda San, please tell me!"

"I mean, I’m a girl so I don’t know about these things." She began quietly.

"What things?" Yuki was truly worried now.

"Oh, you know…" she mumbled.

"What did you say? I couldn’t hear you." Yuki strained to make out what she was saying.

"I was saying that Ayame San was wrong."

"Niisan? What does he have to do with this?" confusion was quickly turning into suspicion.

"Well, he said that Yuki Kun was feeling sad."

"He did? Niisan?"

"Yes, and he said that as much as he wanted to help you, you wouldn’t accept his help."

"He did?" Yuki started to feel a little ashamed of his earlier treatment of Ayame.

"He also said that he knew what you were feeling!"

"Really?"

"And that he would do all that it took to stop you from becoming a CENSOR with your super CENSOR running amuck CENSOR the world!"

Yuki fell over from shock.

"Yuki Kun? Are you alright?" Tohru helped him up, noting how shaky he was.

"Honda San? Did my brother tell you that I would become a CENSOR with my super CENSOR running a muck CENSOR the world?"

"Yes, but he said that going on this date would prevent that! But I think that he was wrong. You’re too kind to allow your CENSOR to take control of your CENSOR body and mind while your only reason for living would become CENSOR, CENSOR and CENSOR, right? And even if you did, I would be willing to allow you to CENSOR your CENSOR upon my body while you CENSOR so that you wouldn’t become the CENSOR mouse, a fugitive hunted down by all humanity!"

Yuki teetered on his feet for a moment as he tried to reign in his anger, then failed. "Honda San. Excuse me. I must go and kill my brother." and he took off inside the house.

"Yuki Kun, NO! He was only worried about you!" Sounds of screams of terror and bloody violence could be heard from inside the house.

"CENSOR!" Tohru cursed as she ran inside, to try to salvage what she could of Ayame.

The dare was to write a lemon fic starting with the following line;

"Point? What point?" But since I wrote this at work, I couldn’t write a lemon for obvious reasons and so this is as suggestive as I could make it. People seemed to think it was funny and so I thought I’d share it with you guys.

Ayame was an obvious choice as I think he’s the character most likely not to make a point, closely followed by Shigure. And Yuki was in it because he’s so damn Yummy!

Let me know what you think!

P.S. Chapter 8 of "A warm place" is coming up very soon, thank you all for your patience.