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I just got a mail from my one friend....
I am adding it hear... enjoy...
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hi,
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This is kind of cute and some are so true:
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
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Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
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Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
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Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
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Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
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Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
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Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
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Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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A Man Will Pay $2.00 For A $1.00 Item He Needs.
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A Woman Will Pay $1.00 For A $2.00 Item That She Does Not Need.
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A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband.
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A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.
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A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend.
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A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man.
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To Be Happy With A Man, You Must Love Him A Little And Understand Him A Lot.
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To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.
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Men Wake Up As Good-Looking As They Went To Bed.
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Women Somehow Deteriorate Overnight.
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A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn't.
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A Man Marries A Woman Expecting She Won't Change, But She Does.
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Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men, But Married Men Are More Willing To Die.
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Any Married Man Should Forget His Mistakes. There's No Use In Two People Remembering The Same Thing.
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A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.
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raj
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Enjy one more mail..........
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. When you have something to say,
. But don't have enough time,
. Guess what you do,
. You forward mails!!!!
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. When you have nothing to say,
. But still want to keep in touch,
. Guess what you do,
. You forward mails!!!!
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. When you have something to say,
. But don't know what,
. Or don't know how,
. Guess what you do,
. You forward mails!!!!
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. When you have something to say,
. But don't know why,
. Guess what you do,
. You forward mails!!!!
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. When you are still wanted,
. When you are still remembered,
. When you are still important,
. When you are still loved,
. When you are still cared for,
. Guess what you get?
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. A FORWARDED MAIL!
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Note:This is also a forward mail
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