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I don't want this next joke to be taken wrong.� I do not judge people based on race, gender, or anything... nor do I dislike certain types of people based on stereotypes or race, gender, religion, etc.� I decide who I like and don't like based on their personality, and character traits.� With that said, here is a mildly racist joke: |
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A zebra died, and he went to heaven.� When he got to the Pearly Gates, he decided to ask St. Peter a question that had been bothering him for quite some time.� So, "St.Peter," said the zebra, "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"� St. Peter thought for a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm not sure.� Why don't you go ask God?"�
So, the zebra goes and gets in the long line of people and animals waiting to ask God a question.� When he finally gets up to God, he says, "God...� am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"� God thinks for a moment and then replies, "You are what you are."
Confused and disappointed, the zebra went back to St.Peter.� Seeing the disappointment on the zebra's face, St. Peter asks, "So, what did God say?"� The zebra replied, "God said, 'You are what you are.'� I don't understand."� St. Peter thought for a long time.� A happy expression came to his face, and he stated, "You are white with black stripes."� Curious, the zebra asked, "How do you know that?"� St. Peter replied smartly, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is." |
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Q:� Why didn't Noah go fishing while he was on the ark?
A:� Because he only had 2 worms! |
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Q:� Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A:� Because he had no-body to dance with! |
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Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes |
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Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look daddy, doughnut seeds! |
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Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightening storms?
A: Because they think they're picture is being taken. |
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth!! |
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Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
A: They had gone to see "Closed for Winter." |
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor. |
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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First. |
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the pool. |
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There were these two blondes, and they were walking along outside.� They came to some tracks.� The first blonde said, "They're deer tracks."� The second blonde said, "No, they're moose tracks."� While they stood there arguing it out, they got hit by a train. |
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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror.� If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.� However, if one tells a lie *poof* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. |
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So, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *poof*� The mirror swallows her.� Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." *poof*� The mirror swallows her.� Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...."�� *poof* |
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