Deep River Waterpark Gabbin With Guards, Guest Services, Food and Beverage and Other Folks the 2003 Edition With your host Mark T. Camarena
This page is for entertainment purposes only. They are the opinions of your host Mark T who spends a lot of time at Indiana's Premiere Waterpark Deep River Waterpark of course. Merriam Webster's dictionary defines and opinion as a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter. These should not be confused with facts. Merriam Webster's defines a fact as something that has actual existence.
#5 She is as sweet as can be. She seems to be always happy and it makes me happy to see her
The girl that makes me happy her slides move very quickly she usually has something to say and reads books so she can be like her smart friends if you get her on your slide or as your attendant you should be thrilled.
Mark T's 2003 Co-Rookie Female Lifeguard of the Year
I kind of gave away who the other Co-Rookie Female lifeguard of the year award was going too she is a stickler for the rulers and she will actually go and tell people things like that tube doesn't leave this area and on numerous occassion seen her pick up stray tubes that got away. She is a great lifeguard and with the classic ponytail she is very pleasing to the eyes. She doesn't talk much even though I want her to because she is the same person who wins the Best voice award Congratulations to Mark T's 2003 Co-Rookie Female Lifeguard of the Year
REBECCA
Maybe we can get pictures of all the contenders this year but we will just have to see
#2 This year's runner up always comes so close in 9 years he has been one of the few consistent things about Deep River Waterpark. Season after season he returns and that is great hopefully he has one more year left in him and will try again in season #10 because a decade of service as a lifeguard is really something and he is just one away. You can't break the rules when he is around and congrats go to the 2003 Runner Up Male Lifeguard of the year
Drum roll please the 2003 Male Lifeguard of the year retains the crown for another year and even broke down the barrier of the all female leads club and joined them here at the season's end isn't it great when there is no line at whitewater I think so. Once again repeating as Male Lifeguard of the year 2003 how many years can he win? I give the award to
I like unique names and this year on the sand their are two names that are intriguing to me. One I can never spell right but maybe very soon your picture here you will see and the other one is a friend of hers who well I still have a hard time believing is really a name. My favorite names in the 2003 season
#15 EMILY #14 JUSTINE #13 NANCY #12 SIOBHAN #11 ERIN
#10 DAVID #9 SASHA (EMERITUS) #8 ASHLEY #7 JAKE #6 "The Totally Terrific" TINA
#5 Ok this is bad but I don't know her name she has dark hair can really run a slide I just refer to her as the Mean girl
#4 CLINT #3 REBECCA #2 LISA
and the most lineworthy guard of them all may soon heave the Emeritus next to his name. #1 MIKE
Those are my 20 "lineworthy guards for the 2003 season. I'll wait in their lines as their won't be much of a wait.
It isn't a lot of fun when there is "Chaos at the Cage" many times it would appear that the attendant did disappear. Chaos has been witnessed a few time this year. Some make an effort to at least get 2 lines and that is good but try to get a space in between the 2 lines and that is probably tougher than parting the Red Sea. In order to get this award though you have to go even further than that though. When this guy works the cage you can be sure there will be no chaos and just when those little people think no one is watching and they move ever so swiftly up in the line thinking no one notices. He does and puts them back in their place. Only guard I have ever seen do that this year so the winner is
A lot of guests at Deep River Waterpark like to play a game at the cage where the lifeguard as a target on them and when they turn around they throw the tube and hit them in the head I think that is 1,000 points. However, some people are even more daring than this and will throw them right into their faces. It is called the human bobblehead and many have fallen victime this year so I scanned and I scanned to see who this years Best Female Storm Attendant could be and I watched several so called hops over the fence and then I decided that since no one came close to the victor from last year that she will retain the award even though I don't think I ever seen her be a storm attendant this year I bet she has though. She sure can hop that fence and if I were on the run from the law she is who I would want to hop the fence for me. Congrats to the 2 year in a row
At Deep River Waterpark many lifeguards come and go some stay awhile and there are many that are one and done. On occassions some comeback after missing a season or more and well the last guard to do that from the trouble with Trisha absoultely terrifed Mark T but this year we are happy to see the lifeguard who has returned from a mild concussion, from cancer and she came back from the 2001 season we say welcome back
Still to be determined who is in the game?
Erin I love her sandals blue with just a little green thing i like the substance they are made out of
Sarah I am fond of the color yellow and her sandals are very unique
Nicole I haven't seen her much but when I did I made a not that I liked her sandals they are white.
The winner in this category is someone whose sunglasses I would actually wear because I like them and they match the swimsuits at the park. No not Emily whose sunglasses I actually did wear down the ride but the winner with his blue stylish sunglasses is
This award traditonally has gone to Rebecca who would come out of the office and enjoyed pushing people down the storm so much. She was really good but there usually was no competition from the other female guards but this year a new gal has burst on the scene and she has the distinction of being deemed "lineworthy" by a female guard I have never seen a storm slide run quicker and more efficiently then by this guard. She is usually on the cyclone and since that is my favorite storm ride it makes me a happy guy. The 2003 Best Female Storm Pusher is
I absoloutely love my hair when I am depressed I look in the mirror and say well at least I have such beautiful hair and I love beautiful hair. I am known as a hair and leg guy. In the park this year there is some very nice hair and this award is almost as coveted as the Lifeguard of the Year Awards and this year I was very tempted to give the award to one of the 2003 Rookie Lifeguards of the year but then she would end up taking all of the awards. I like ponytails and I don't believe there has ever been a day when I haven't seen Rebecca have her hair in a classic ponytail. It is just so great I like it so much but then if I were to clone lifeguards for you it would be Rebecca that I would clone she just looks like she should be a lifeguard and I certainly do like her hair so she will get an honorable mention here.
However in 2003 I Mark T stand by my original comments and while I certainly don't know what color you call her hair this lifeguard has the most beautiful hair color I have ever seen and I told her so. In 2003 Mark T's coveted Best Hair award goes to
