My sister was not even good for one slide ride today. We did go around the river 2x but that is all she could do. Next it was over to the dragon and there I went on the steep slide and at the bottom was Katie she is going to be 18 on July 15 aren�t all you guys happy about that. I was told I couldn�t write that she likes Dane who is a new guard and he was working at the top of the dragon. If I remember I will wish Katie a Happy Birthday and request that someone throw her in the wave pool with her shirt and shorts on that day because what would be a better way to celebrate ones birthday?
Katie is not calendar material although in a few more years she could be. If you made my work calendar then you have arrived. The greats included on this calendar are Tina Turns 21. The Sensational Sasha, Ashely�s birthday and then various assorted people I work and miscellanous others. I learned that Katie is from Lowell which is a great town because it is where the Lovely Christina is from and I�ll never forget that day when Lowell played Andrean in volleyball at a tournament in Crown Point High School and off the bench to steal my heart jumped the �girl with the cute knees� who later turned out to be the Lovely Christina. Never got my heart back but what would one do with a shattered heart anyway. Since she is unattainable for Mark T I look forward to the day I die that is what everything is leading to and according to How long to Live I am scheduled to die at 11:16 p.m. on Friday March 22, 2058. Hope I don�t mess up my sister�s 76th birthday bash on March 28.
Anyway Katie does not like Tubin Tuesdays but if you get a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop then everything will be ok and that I could deliver with no problem. Katie worked at a Wilco in Lowell during the off season. I do not recall being in the Wilco this offseason but I have been there before when passing through Lowell. When I was looking for a home to buy I did look in Lowell but I love where I live now. Plus anytime I am in a town I have to stop at nearly every store as I have a personal quest to find Naturessence Collagen Elastin no other kind will do so if you know where I can find this please e-mail me at [email protected]. I do not think I will ever get married but if I do to my wife I will give my dime collection because she will be perfect to me and 10 symbolizes the perfect number. There are pictures around the dimes of potential recipients but you have seen those pictures where they say not pictured the current front runners who�d be closest are not pictured only because I don�t have their pictures. Leading the charge �The Cashier I hold dear� �Seeing Jessica K makes my day� Jessica K made Mark T ok again. Then go to another store but and you�ll find the �Cute Redhead� �Could it be the Dawn of a whole new era? Then the picture closest to the dimes is the Totally Terrific Tina and after that people get lost in the shuffle.
On the way to get the tootsie pop my sister was pointing out those 2 lifeguards were not nice to her yesterday and everyone knows I can not see all to well without the aide of my spectacles. I therefore had to go and pay them a visit so went on white water once. It was Tina and Jason. Jason did not feel very well and Tina does even ever recall talking to my sister. However, my sister points out that she knows her but does she know Tina�s brother Jimmy the Cuz? I did explain that compared to me my sister is a nobody and they said that compared to other people at least she is a somebody. After that we did get back to the dragon and my sister actually saw Erik who according to her has gotten shorter. I don�t know about that but that is what she tells me. I rode on the curved slide but could not get passed the umbrella and then went on the steep slide. The stair count rose to 930.
Next stop was the storm where I went on each ride once making the stair count 1,122 and making me 8-0 this year in my 1,000 stair game. It became time for �The Last Ride� and for that I went to my favorite slide I went on whitewater twice which made the evenings stair count 1,210 and 15,100 for the year leaving me 92,900 stairs away from my 108,000 stair goal.
On the way out of the park Kara was at Dippin Dots apparently they had sold really well today and that is what we like to hear. Dippin Dots are ice cream of the future and are available next to the Guest Service Information Booth for a mere $3.00 you should buy some when you visit Deep River Waterpark. Megan was at that booth and she had a new toy quick who remembers the doll�s name from last season? Anyone going once going twice? This toy had some orange in it and it is a fish which is now named Flounder the fish who now joins Mark T�s story line. The fish cheers Megan up we must protect the fish at all costs and not let it end up like the doll. I offered to take it with me but Megan would miss �Flounder the Fish� to much.
I met a guy named Tom he is new this year. Maybe it is because I haven�t seen him before but he is one of the few people that I have seen that actually can pull off the tropical shirt look without being out of place. Apparently, Tom started like a month ago. He replaces Doug who replaced Russ who replaced Mike how about that for some Deep River Waterpark history? He only heard good things about me one can only hope not to many people have bad things to say about me. I left the park at 8:23 p.m. The temperature was 78 degrees. Tomorrow if weather allows it will be day #5 in a row. The park opens at 10 a.m. so come on out then. I shall return around 4 or so. Hopefully, Flounder the fish will be at Guest Services and everyone knows it�s the Highly anticipated much awaited return of Emily who knows someone who saw a yardtree. Will I finally be able to purchase one tomorrow we will see. Just make sure you head on out to Deep River Waterpark. I�ll see you there.
2002 Deep River Waterpark Daily