Were more than half way done with Tubin Tuesday fun as only 4 remain during all of 2002. You can get into Deep River Waterpark for the next for Tuesdays for $7.00 after 6:00 p.m. I arrived at 5:40 p.m. the temperature was 92 degrees. There was quite a crowd on hand and it would only get bigger as the night went on so would have to work quickly. I did a mini trip on the storm going on the abyss, cyclone and the abyss before going over to the dragon where if you get there at the right time you can rack up stairs in a hurry. I went on the steep slide 5x in a row and that is a total of 470 stairs, which quickly moved the stair count up to 662.
I returned to the storm and went mostly on the abyss but once was able to get on the cyclone. You know Katie�s birthday was yesterday so she got to work tonight. Since she is probably not going to be the 2002 Lifeguard of the year she wondered if she could get a tootsie pop. It took me awhile but I finally remember she liked grape just like Kate. Katie is going to start the Anti Mark T. website because we know your out there you just can�t stand me. How can someone make a living, be the assistant controller of a multimillion-dollar company and still find time to come to a waterpark nearly everyday. If you were as old as me there is no possible way anyone can do what I do. Don�t believe me don�t worry time will tell. As soon as Katie gets the website up and running I�ll link to it. There will probably be a picture of Katie that was taken today and I am sure she will use a Cad program and have an animation to watch Mark T ride down a slide and drowning .She will also have a top ten list of reasons to be Anti Mark T. and it will read like this
10. Isn�t Mark T. as old as dirt?
9. Mark T�s idea of fun when he is not at Deep River Waterpark is swinging on porch swing which isn�t on a porch but in a breezeway so he doesn�t even have to be outside.
8. Never seen anyone get so excited about a vacuum cleaner
7. Listens exclusively to talk radio.
6. Owns 2 CDs the best of Billy Joel and the Best of Billy Joel and asks people which one they would like to hear.
5. What is that T for anyway?
4. Mark T. is just to picky to please.
3. Chooses the rides he�ll go on based on a stair count basis
2. For unknown reasons never ever goes in the wavepool.
1. They say never take candy from strangers yet every Tuesday it�s Mark T with Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pops and who has ever seen anyone stranger.
Hopefully, Katie will get to work on that as soon as possible because there are quite a few people that love to hate Mark T so I wish Katie all the success in the world but no offense I doubt she has the ambition to start it let alone keep it up
I had reached 1,046 stairs and around the river I went and got to see �The OH So beautiful Allison� She would not let me take her picture I don�t know why don�t you want to see a better picture of her should she be named the 2002 female lifeguard of the year. Or what if she wins the Best hair you know the 2001 champion Heather made an appearance at the park tonight but she isn�t working there this year so she cannot defend. One has to go with will the story from Corey be enough since everyone knows Mark T stands strongly up for children. No one should ever hurt a child and for a kid to have cancer that is so sad but they will be happy if they have Corey�s hair which she donated away and should you be able to I ask you to as well. Will Allison who has extremely beautiful hair win as well who knows we will see at the conclusion of Mark T�s second annual say goodbye to July. Mike said I could take his picture when he is working. I need to get these pictures taken as quickly as possible since the sun is usually not kind to these cameras have had a few melt.
I went around the river a few times and then had dinner with my family and my older sister who is married and a nurse agreed to go on one slide ride with me. We made our way to the storm and it was not a good situation as there was some chaos at the cage and then along came Allison who my sister proceeded to call a moron because at the beginning she did not have the cage under control. You know just a few days ago they put up some knew signs with single tube line and double tube line and well people apparently can�t read and then Allison was going the wrong way with the tubes but she did read the signs and by the time we got down everything was well under control. We rode the abyss and to hear my sister diss anyone is not uncommon as she has already let me know a lot people according to her are beneath me. She says that anyone who owns there own home, has title to their car, runs their own business, has the letters CMA behind their name, makes a decent living and can still find time to have fun almost every single day doesn�t come along every day and some one if they ever can will be lucky to nab me but apparently she will be looking out for me. Katie wanted to know who it was and this was my sister. Tomorrow night when I return should be switching sisters
The stair count was 1,110 for today which makes 49,050 for the year so if all goes well tomorrow should be over the 50,000 stair mark. Don�t let summer pass you by without giving Deep River Waterpark a try. I�ll see you there
2002 Deep River Waterpark Daily