It was 4:04 p.m. and 79 degrees when your host returned to Indiana’s Premiere Waterpark Deep River Waterpark of course which is located just 4 miles east of I-65 on US 30 in beautiful Lake County Indiana. I began the day at the dragon at the top was Brittany she liked the new shorts because they looked like a bumble bee and at the bottom was Tina and you’ll never believe this it was her last spot. Is there some sort of conspiracy that everytime I see Tina besides it being Totally Terrific it has to be her last spot?
I went on the dragon 9x in a row while Tina was there because it made the ride worthwhile knowing that she was down below. I learned that she did not want to be set up with Jake who would be coming to rotate her. She was looking for someone older than herself hey I am older than her how about that. Tina thought 6 kids would be a lot and she may not want to have that many and that works for me see how we agree. Both Brittany and Tina were surprised that I don’t experience back pain riding the dragon because if you watch a lot of backs have what are called “dragon bites” because it will get you everytime. I claim to have ridden the slide more than anyone and it does look just a tad different but that is for a reason I do not want to get bit. On occasion my timing gets messed up and I experience the pain but not usually. Once Tina left I really did not need to go on the dragon any more but I didn’t want Jake to feel bad so for his sake I went on it once more
Hey Kara guess who was at the top it was Bobby he liked the new swim trunks now where was Kara to go to the top of the dragon so that she could be afraid and have Bobby tell her how safe it would be and perhaps even push her down wouldn’t that be great well today she seemed no where to be found. The stair count went up to 940. I then went to the storm I started at the cyclone Charles was up there I think he is a good guard and he might have the inside track to be the 2002 Male Rookie lifeguard of the year. He ran the cyclone 100% better than it was run yesterday afternoon and you have to like that. The wait wasn’t bad for any slide this afternoon I went on each one and then on the abyss and concluded with my favorite storm ride the cyclone. The stair count went to 1,260.
I put on some orange sandals which matched my shirt and are the same that Corey has because I wish to be styling and made my way to taco. On the way I saw Lauren she had been gone for a week where did she go New York no that is in like 2 weeks it was somewhere and had something to do with a leadership conference which is very impressive. I missed Lauren and it was good to see her back. I made it to taco and you know that on the front page of my paper today there was Amanda and when I read the inside there was more on her and lots of pictures and some article. Maybe I will put the article up on here cause everyone wants to read about the Track and Field Girl of the year. Will she use this to jump to food and Beverage Girl of the year or will Emily win that prestigious award. Amanda was in taco and so was Rebecca and the girl everyone loves to see Emily. Emily seems to really think she can beat me in stair climbing. She might be practicing every day after work. I really don’t like to lose but if I do I will go into the wave pool and I really don’t see that happening. Emily says numerous people think she can take me I say name the day and we will see. Of course if Emily loses than what should we have her do. It is difficult for me to figure out since there is nothing I really desire. I was told a certain food she really dislikes but I can’t remember what it was.
Emily also noticed I had different shorts and where were the orange. Well I might be done with the orange you glad it is over story line and I might be back to as close as I can get to my trademark yellow. Emily still doesn’t know who the “Oh So beautiful Allison” is she looked at the picture and could not tell and she asked Sasha. However, they can’t place this lifeguard who is so beautiful that when I see her I just want to drop to my knees and cry. Sure I like her but I am sure someone that beautiful has no interest in Mark T. Of course since the lovely Christina I am under the belief that no one ever can like me. From The totally terrific Tina, to the Sensational Sasha, to the “The cashier I hold Dear” “Seeing Jessica K makes My day” “Finally Jessica K made Mark T. ok” I might like them but I doubt the feeling is mutual. If there is one thing the lovely Christina instilled in me it is that I am a terrible person who know female in there right frame of mind would ever like. Although some times I get the impression that the cute red head might like me since she smiles and waves a lot but I don’t actually talk to her once I told her I like your hair and she replied you like my hair and that is the longest conversation I had with her. Plus since she has to call someone to scan alcohol I know she isn’t 21 I think she is 19 and wouldn’t that be scandalous. She is the only one missing from my calendar because I have never asked when her birthday is.
Well everyone loves talking to Emily and time really goes by quickly then so before I knew it was 5:40 and I had to be on my way stacking tubes at the tube shack it was nearly to beauty for me to take as there were the Sensational Sasha and The Totally Terrific Tina that is a lot of pleasure for me. Luckily “The Oh so beautiful Allison did not come along or there would have been the trio that I like and I may have had a pleasure overload and passed out right there. Somehow I ended up with an 8:30 a.m. appointment on Saturday but after that I should be on my way to Deep River Waterpark as I continue the quest to climb 108,000 stairs this summer. With the 1260 today the count goes to 44,222 and leaves me 63,778 stairs away do you think I can make it or will summer pass me by? We just have to see. You can have your own splashtastic fun by visiting Deep River Waterpark which is now open from 10 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. Daily I’ll see you there.
2002 Deep River Waterpark Daily