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The down side to being the resident reporter in Hell is that nobody ever wants to hear the weather report.
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To the guys who keep coming to me with major crises that involve my giving them money: your major crises are disappearing up your noses. Daddy's cutting you off now.
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There are so many free meals offered in DC during the holidays that a homeless person has to worry about needing to join Weight Watchers.
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So you're in an open relationship and want to play? What's your game, Old Maid? It must be if you chose a lame excuse such as an open relationship to keep you from ending up the old maid!
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To guys who use the excuse "You seem too good for me," or "You looked stuck up": stop making excuses. Approach me! I don't bite!
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It sucks not having a relationship, but it sucks even more to be in a relationship with the wrong person. I'll leave it to Destiny to decide if it happens for me.
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Every time I go to a leather bar, I have to fight off an evil urge to walk in and say, �Trick or treat!� I keep forgetting that wearing cow skins makes them lose their sense of humor.
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Dating is the worst waste of time known to mankind. Both sides make a Herculean effort to impress each other and, in the end, fall in love with themselves.
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There�s a reason we bisexuals fantasize very little: We get to do all the things we would dream about. We�re not in denial; we�re just enjoying life.
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I hear guys claiming that you can�t judge the gay community by the �Bitch Session.� Unfortunately, you can. The real thing is no better. At least with �Bitch Session,� if you get tired of it, you can put it down, but what do you do with bitchy queens in your face?
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Gay men claim to seek Mr. Right and have very specific qualities in mind. Then they meet the guy with all those qualities, and they run for dear life.
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To the man who asked if it is truly impossible to find a monogamous, -free professional into kink: Yes, it is � I�m one � but when you tell me you want to be my , I really don�t understand why you complain that someone associates being with being ty.
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Acting like a pompous ass and making up ridiculous stories just highlights your insecurities. If you want to impress me, you might try being honest. It�s a rare and highly desirable quality.
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Gay men are still men, not a third . That bothers straight men more than anything else, but it is still true.
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The guys talk about all the hot guys here as if they were breads in a bakery. The difference is that the breads don�t go stale when you get them home.
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I don�t recall ever making a snap judgment based on a person�s es, but let me put on my leather jacket and I have guys shooting poison darts in my direction.
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How would my ex-wife react if she heard I was marrying a gay Druid? I doubt she�d care about your beliefs or orientation, but if she saw you, she�d have me committed!
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I�m not looking for anyone right now. I don�t feel ready. Prodding me isn�t going to make me ready, and I don�t want to trick in the meantime. Whatever is out there for me is worth the wait.
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