Before you Contact the Master...

If you are thinking of contacting the Lord Master, read this document first. It will save a lot of time and will determine if you are right for slavery.

There are certain qualities that I regard as essential. If you do not possess these qualities, stop now: you are not for me.

Integrity

I won't deal with liars and cheats. If you come to me, be completely honest. There's no way to know if the thing that you regard as your darkest secret might not be the thing that gets you in the door. If it were something that would disqualify you, don't you think you're better off being with someone who really wants you for who you are?

Stability

It's actually another form of integrity, but the last thing I need is to deal with someone who sheds his skin after five minutes and becomes something else. I'm looking for a slave, not to watch The Three Faces of Eve. If you know that you are bipolar or have some sort of mental condition, seek professional help first. I'll respect you more for coping with your situation than denying it.

Humility

Many a slave candidate has torpedoed his chances by coming across as arrogant or pushy. If you are coming to a Master, He is honoring you if He chooses you; you are not doing Him a favor by offering to serve Him. Be polite and considerate; a well-behaved candidate is more likely to be chosen than someone who shows that he thinks far too much of himself. On the other hand, if you know yourself to be arrogant, don't try to sell yourself as a "boy" or as a "cocky slave," because neither type make it with Me. Like most Masters, I'll accept a slave who presents himself with manners before I'll accept someone who says, "Tame me," in his demeanor.

Patience

The Master handles a number of problems daily, and your candidacy, while important, is only one of many items on the agenda. It's more than acceptable to write a polite reminder now and then, but be careful if you lose patience. Do not write flaming messages to vent your spleen, because you can never know if the next Master you approach isn't one of My friends who would talk with Me and discover your blowup. Do yourself a favor; learn to be patient.

Enthusiasm

While the Lord Master is very busy, He does appreciate a slave who shows his sincerity of intent and his enthusiasm. A slave who makes contact in the hopes of serving who shows little or no interest in the interim period is less likely to be considered than a slave who expresses interest politely and sincerely. The Lord Master seeks devoted slaves, not slaves who expect the Lord Master to chase after them. Enthusiasm is contagious, and in a very good way.

Obedience

Every slave must learn obedience; this is not an esoteric requirement. Do as you are told; do not try to be one up on the Lord Master. The Lord Master knows how to respect intelligence; you do not need to try to impress Me with it. I want to be proud of My property, but it's for Me to praise My property, not for the slave to blow his own horn.

Whining

I have no patience for whining! Start whining with me and see how quickly I show you to the door, with or without kicking your ass!

Cheating

If you are in a relationship, don't come to me. Period. I don't owe you an explanation, but I can say that I'm not in the business of breaking up relationships, nor do I intend to hide under the bed when Lover comes home unexpectedly. Let that be enough reason for you.

Lying

Don't assume I won't find out the truth, because I will. If you have something to hide, come clean up front with me. It will spare you the consequences of what will happen if I find out later that you have deceived me.

Criticizing

you've come to a Master; you let Him do things His way, from the start and forever. If that's a problem for you, don't come to Him. It's just that simple. I decide what we do; you don't. If you have complaints, keep them to yourself. Sure, it's not fair. Nobody said it will be. you've come to a Master to be controlled, and that control is constant, not just in one room of a house.

Bribing

I'm not so happy with the phenomenon of money slaves; I don't know if I'd trust a Master demanding money from slaves He never met. Nor, for that matter, do I appreciate it when slaves introduce themselves to me stating how much material wealth they have. The matter of assets and finances will arise if I am considering ownership, but it's not sufficient reason for me to own a slave. If you make an offering to me of any sort, do not think that it buys you any special privileges. It doesn't; it's your way of showing homage to a Master, not a way of buying a Master's favors. On the other hand, if you start out by indicating that what is yours is yours alone, rethink your steps, because by definition, a Master comes to own His slave and all His slave's property. I'm a fair Master, but I'm not stupid; I know what's my right to expect.

Realize that the Lord Master wants your success as much as you do. If you are accepted, the Lord Master will be as happy as you, if not more so.

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