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| Joel Buxton Nickname: Buxton or Bucks Tonne Email: [email protected] Hometown: Sunny Markham Favourite TV Show: Right now, Trailer Park Boys, hands down Favourite quote: "Hey kid, I'm a computer!" Most Embarrassing Secret: I have an extra anus on my belly which doesn't function as an anus, it rather resembles the remains of a severed umbilical cord. Something Else: Tae Kwon Do guys call their uniforms "Doku". Tee hee multiculturalism. |
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| Matt Brundage Nickname: Mattitude 2.7 and Team Brundage Email: [email protected] Hometown: Toronto (Scarborough) Favourite TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Favourite quote: "Alright fine, you can watch, but just this once." Most Embarrassing Secret: Joel Buxton is my HERO! Something Else: The Southern Gentlemen just might be the most dominant team in Champlain Euchre history! |
| Tyler Dahmer Nickname: TJ Email: [email protected] Hometown: Of course Cobourg Favourite TV Show: Simpsons Favourite quote: "Me fail English? That's umpossible." Most Embarrassing Secret: It was I who let the dogs out. Something Else: I am secretly stealing Hobbs' porno stash. |
| Ashley McIntosh Nickname: Mistress Ashley Email: [email protected] Hometown: The Little Town of Toronto Favourite TV Show: Alias, Knight Rider Favourite quote: "I have never quite understood this sex symbol business, but if I'm going to be a symbol of something, I'd rather have it sex than some of the other things they've got symbols for. Most Embarrassing Secret: I'll never tell... Something Else: What else can be said about such a perfect woman? |
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| Beth-Anne Fisher Nickname: B-Diggity Email: [email protected] Hometown: Beverly Hills Favourite TV Show: That show with the little blue guys who wore white hats and looked like smurfs. Favourite quote: "Spring Fling is the thing" -Shakespeare Most Embarrassing Secret: I have never been to Taco Bell. Something Else: My hair actually stands up like that. I just felt like raising my arms for the picture. |
| Steve Hobbs Nickname: Hobbs Email: [email protected] Hometown: Markham Favourite TV Show: "How ya gonna' eat it?" Favourite quote: "That guy owes me some eggs" - Arnold Shwarrzenegger Most Embarrassing Secret: Once I told a telemarketer that I wasn't interested, when in fact, I actually was genuinely interested. Something Else: Don't talk to strangers, no matter how many times the bizarre hairy guy in the trenchcoat on the corner says that he's a doctor which makes it "okay". |
| Matt Cole Nickname: Sir Mortimer Email: [email protected] Hometown: A test tube in the Royal York Favourite TV Show: I read books, ignoramus Favourite quote: "I said they were mad, they said I was mad. And damn them all, they out voted me!" Most Embarrassing Secret: I have a superfluous liver on the extremities of my left retina. (please tell no one) Something Else: All of the aforementioned info is all true. |
| Jen Nugent Nickname: Improv biz-itch Email: [email protected] Hometown: Nothing classier than the P Town! Favourite TV Show: Ooh . . . it's a toss up between Danger Bay and My Secret Identity Favourite quote: "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with." -- Stephen Stills Most Embarrassing Secret: Sometimes at night I make shadow puppets on my wall and we have hilarious, hilarious adventures together . . . Something Else: If you were a meal at McDonald's, you'd be called McBeatutiful. (Use that on me and I'm yours.) |
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| Dave Sampson Nickname: The Clap Email: [email protected] Hometown: Toronto Favourite TV Show: Cop Rock, Quantum Leap Favourite quote: "The reason why men love hot pants is because the more you got the more I want." -- Sir James Brown "Is poopoo one word or two?" -- Homer Simpson Most Embarrassing Secret: Owns every episode of Mama's Family on betamax and VHS. Something Else: Fact: John Stamos, when he's not playing drums for the Beach Boys, stars as Uncle Jesse on TV's Full House. |
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| Kevin Jacquemain Nickname: Kevyboy Email: [email protected] Hometown: Barrie Favourite TV Show: Family Guy/Simpsons (of course) Favourite quote: "Do it 'till it hurts." Most Embarrassing Secret: I have an odour. Something Else: I think that sitting in a chair by oneself is better than sharing; you just have more room. |