*a/n: yes, this chapter will be equally as lame as last chapter! Don’t fret little one’s*

 

After school on Wednesday, Benji, Roxi, Joel, and Emma all walked home to the twin’s house from the bus stop. Roxi and Joel were walking in front of Benji and Emma, holding each other’s hands. They reached the house without saying much to each other.

 

“So, what’s this project you guys are working on?” Joel asked, as he grabbed a Dr. Pepper from the fridge.

 

“We have to make a stupid replica of the solar system.” Benji explained to his brother.

 

“Oh fun! I’m gonna go to my room now.” mentioned Joel, leaving the three to their project as he headed off to his bedroom to watch tv.

 

“Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, your anus!” Benji was reciting the planets in order, stopping on Uranus, being the immature kid that he was.

 

“You are such a tard!” Roxi stated.

 

Emma just laughed along with the other two, feeling a little out of place. These two had been friends for along time apparently. She, however, had just met them three days ago.

 

“So Emma, why’d you move?” Benji wondered.

 

“My mom and dad got divorced, and she was the only one holding us back from moving. We basically moved because Arizona sucks.” Emma said.

 

“Do you miss anything?” asked Roxi.

 

“Only TJ and Sam.” replied Emma.

 

“Were those your boooyfriends?” Benji teased, drawing out the ‘o’ sound.

 

“Um, no. Sam is a girl, first of all. And she’s TJ’s girlfriend. TJ is a cool guy that I met while he was working in the mall, and we just kinda started hanging out.” Emma explained to Benji.

 

“Is he as cool as me?” Benji smirked.

 

“Nobody’s as cool as you, Benji.” Roxi said sarcastically.

 

“But of course not! I’m the coolest person on the planet! Hey, I’m the coolest person on all the planets!” Benji said, holding up their model of the solar system. “Especially the planet YOUR ANUS!”

 

“Benji, your such an idiot sometimes. Wait, did I say sometimes?! I meant ALL the time!” Roxi said playfully.

 

“Wow, that hurt. I think I’m gonna cry. I’m telling on you!” Benji pretended to cry and ran down the hallway towards Joel’s room.

 

“Joel! Open up.” Benji shouted as he pounded on Joel’s door. “Your girlfriend said I’m an idiot! All the time!”

 

“You are!” the girl’s could here Joel answer through the closed door.

 

Emma and Roxi were laughing as Benji sauntered back into the kitchen and sat at the table.

 

Five minutes later, Joel ran out into the kitchen while the group was trying to glue Pluto onto the model.

 

“Benji! You gotta see this! Come here.” Joel exclaimed.

 

“No, you think I’m an idiot.” Benji stated, remaining in his seat.

 

“Dude, your so dumb! Just come here!” Joel said to his brother.

 

“Oh, like THAT’S gonna make me wanna come, Joel! Telling me I’m DUMB too!” said Benji as he made his way down the hall after Joel.

 

“I see it did make you wanna come.” Joel stated when Benji entered the room.

 

“Oh my gosh! It’s Christina! She’s so freakin’ hot. I’m gonna marry her one day.” Benji screamed excitedly.

 

Back in the kitchen, Emma and Roxi could hear Benji’s remark and rushed towards the room.

 

“Eww, it’s the slut!” Emma announced. “She’s so gross!”

 

“Joel! Cover your eyes boy.” directed Roxi as the ‘Dirrty’ video began to play, revealing pretty much all of Christina Agulaira.

 

“How could you call her a slut?!” Benji demanded.

 

“Oh my gosh, just look at her! She’s practically wearing NOTHING!” Emma pointed out.

 

“That’s the beauty of it.” Benji stated, without taking his eyes off the screen.

 

“Your such a perv Benj.” Roxi said, still covering Joel’s eyes.

 

*a/n: Wow, this chapter was a bunch of nothing! But yes, I am making Benji obsessed with Christina Agulaira. Sad, but true.*