Leroy Steffes--Calc teacher, land-lord, rage-a-holic, and all-around good guy. Here are some of his pearls of wisdom.
The only two singers I knew by voice were Elvis Prestley and Lawrence Welk.
I'll friction your ass!
(On my insistence that there would bee too much friction when shutting the doors on the dump trailer)
Tony, you're supposed to be learning, but instead you're talking to pretty girls!
(On trying to get the T-Dog to stay on task.)
I used to think you kids had photographic memories. Now I know you have a pornographic memory.
My wife tells me that I have to start being nice or she won't love me anymore.
He was Late for a date, so I called him an idiot
(a failed attempt to teach the worthless calc acronym "LIATE.")
Procedurally, methodically, systematically. All the time, every time!
(The real definition of "PMS.")
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